My wife gave me a book that came with Gold Leaf pressed on the cover that read, ALL YOU EVER NEED TO KNOW TO WIN IN THE STOCK MARKET.
It came with extra Gold Leaf so you can add ON THE COVER ( as an example), BY JAMES JONES.
I told my guests who came to dinner on X-MAS, that I had written a book, and after viewing the cover they all believed me.
After dinner, I opened the book to show them my writing. The book contained all blank pages.