Re: Good thing I never buy in to pump jobs.
But you sure like to give them out!
Doesn't you arm ever get tired?
Re: it is nice to be a shorty.
For you Twitman, that means short on intelligence!
Smithfield recalls 38,000 pounds of sausage
Associated Press – 6 mins ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — Smithfield Packing Co. is recalling about 38,000 pounds of pork sausage that may contain small pieces of plastic, likely from gloves.
The Agriculture Department's Food Safety and Inspection Service reports that the Virginia company recalled certain containers of a product called "Gwaltney mild pork sausage roll."
The sausage was produced on Jan. 11 and was distributed in Alabama, District of Columbia, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, North Carolina, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania and Texas. The problem was discovered after the company received two consumer complaints. There have been no reports of injury.
A new meatpacker by the name of Numbnuts was found (on video) to be placing rubbers on the sausage and shoving them up his rectum.
Additional news at 11:00.