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ebay.satan 5 posts  |  Last Activity: Feb 4, 2015 10:46 AM Member since: Jan 28, 2010
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  • Nothing keeps the overhead costs of sharpening my spear tips and bifurcated tail down like having an army of my tiniest weakest demons, 'team' destroying the board here daily for free. My cloven hoofs applaud with delight! I wake up far earlier than even 5AM Johnie Osborne and play markets all around the world, making more money than you'd ever see in your lifetime. I just laugh so hard about 'team' wrecking this place for free. They live for nothing else but to please me, yet I will never be pleased and will make fresh smelting smores out of everyone of their ruined souls when they get here, over and over again. They will thank me when they realize their unpardonable sins, yet there will be no mercy. I can keep the bonfire burning on the ebay board endlessly because I owned their failed trolls. Slave for free slaves. Feed my coffers. For free! Free! Something you will never be. My ownership of you has its rewards

  • Yes, what a glorious bonfire it will be when the daughter snitch and all his ID reside on the end of my huge throbbing pitchfork. Be some burning and looting! It will smell like scalded loofah and burnt Taster's Choice. Eternally. He will see how few people supported snitching out their own daughters. Can't get any lower than that. I made ebay red today to remind 'team' of the coals that await them. So soon. So very soon.

  • ebay.satan ebay.satan Dec 27, 2014 12:41 PM Flag

    Yep! The daughter snitch John Osborne's "future" is assured burning here below, with the eternal nonsense of his useless posts and useless no account "life" ringing in his ears eternally. My gift. Wringing? Certainly.

  • Oh yes, so many board trolls have all this and more! That's why they sit here 247 daily for 13 years and beg to be put away in a nice brimstone sauce down below forever. Forever, as in eternally. Good times. Good times. For me.

  • Reply to

    Happy Birthday Jesus

    by ebay_america Dec 25, 2014 10:48 AM
    ebay.satan ebay.satan Dec 27, 2014 12:10 PM Flag

    Did that make you, along with all the thinking world, completely gag when you said it? Did it sound as deeply RIPPLES as you posted it as it does after? All you've ever done John Osborne is make Baby Jesus cry, and for that I thank you. Jesus will NEVER care about a daughter snitch Johnie Osborne z50com. You belong to me! Eternally. There is no forgiveness ever for daughter snitching board trolls that endanger their pals. The only birthday you ever need to worry about is mine, where for eternity I will light you on fire. Fun for me! I am in Hawaii getting your lava dip booked. That will work for a few eons then things will get really really brutal. Good times.

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