Now come join me in the bubble bath
I am going to work the streets with my man Gargle so we can be rich like Mr. Bones
Just because you have a size issue its nothing a gerbil cant solve.
Stop stalking us Real Elk go find your own man Gargle is mine now
he only screams out my name when he is on all fours thank you
I am going to start him off with a happy ending first
The john that picked him up turned out to be a cop. I am going to bail him out now. When I get him home I am going to give him a full body massage and sing Stand By Your Man to him
The only problem was the nite Gargle put on the sheep costume - he accidentally got herded and shaved.
I am going to sing Stand by Your Man to him
Is it your turn or mine to wear the sheep costume tonite
His favorite - weenies and tater tots
even though he stole them from the cemetery its the thought that counts
I have a job thank you I work the cosmetics counter at the department store
Im taking my leotards with me in my man purse
Gargle cried and said he was sorry plus he bought me a new man purse so I am taking him back.
Gargle came home drunk last night and beat me.
He wants me to dress up in a Sheep Costume
You should see how stinky my Leotards get.