I am going to work the streets with my man Gargle so we can be rich like Mr. Bones
Stop stalking us Real Elk go find your own man Gargle is mine now
The john that picked him up turned out to be a cop. I am going to bail him out now. When I get him home I am going to give him a full body massage and sing Stand By Your Man to him
The only problem was the nite Gargle put on the sheep costume - he accidentally got herded and shaved.
Go away loser wannabes
I have a job thank you I work the cosmetics counter at the department store
Im taking my leotards with me in my man purse
You should see how stinky my Leotards get.