Doing the head-fake and costing oil traders bundles of money.
It's domestic terrorism....and CNBC is part of NBC Universal which is part of Comcast. So not only does Comcast torture you with slow internet connections and exploitative pricing, they cause you harm in the form of fear and self-loathing.
Admit the error in expanding so rapidly and bring all those sad faces back to the States.
They sit upright in their $10K beds watching a wall-full of jumbo flat panel monitors. They control the financial world easier than you and I operate the remote controls on our TV's. And we sit out here stewing as ingredients in a bowl of gruel that they have prepared. When they chew us up and swallow our money, they laugh and laugh.
The flight crew wanted to move-people-around the cabin, playing some weird game of musical seats, the passengers weren't having it. The Crew classified them as "unruly" and everyone on the plane winds up in Texas. Score one for the LUV team.
WE ARE THE LITTLE PEOPLE, Jim Cramer! We are the coupon-clipping Hobbits of the world who revel in saving a few bucks at Kroger. And we're the majority that cry inside when we check out are portfolios at the end of a wild day. We get hair-splitting headaches, we can't sleep, we eat obsessively to dull the pain. Our guts are being wrenched out of our bodies by these swings in the market. Who cares about ISIS when you have a select group of New Yorkers reaching into our minds with their trading trickery and sending us into a depression. This is terrorism that affects MILLIONS. Some people would rather be shot dead than take a 50% loss of their net worth. Ask them, do a survey. Wall Street is clearly the true enemy of the American people.
In their stories about today's huge rally, they show pictures of floor traders positively beaming, BIG smiles over what happened today. Then the little investor who has been riding this emotional roller coaster and maybe even whipsawed if he/she decided to trade-out, believes exactly what they should.....These Wall Street #$%$ liberated them from their peaceful lives and perhaps their money...and that low-yielding CD just looks better and better.
That's the old school Mr. and Mrs. Public. The internet-savvy ones are checking their portfolios EVERY SINGLE DAY. Are you saying they're oblivious about their net worth, when they're looking at TMZ.ocm anyway? No, everything comes right up on their home pages and then they sign-in and check-out of their stock mutual funds. It's just a click of a mouse.
We're up on the day, until Mr. and Mrs. Public transmits orders to move their mutual fund money from that Stock fund over to that short-term Bond fund....until the media says that the coast is clear. Mutual Fund managers HAVE TO sell to meet the redemptions. Gains for the day....GONE
Best Buy's CEO is a Cheerleader and part-time Sociopath....IWatch's are selling "like crazy"....that's a pretty solid value. And just so you know, he's garnering most sales by offering that $100 BB Giftcard to move those IWatches out of his inventory. Good Day to YOU, Sir!
Tim Cook is not the best CEO in the world....Reed Hastings is the best CEO in the world....Compare Apple TV streams to an open-sourced powerhouse like Netflix. It's no contest. I would take a Roku over Apple's wonky device any day of the week. Hey Timbo, how's that car coming? The only way you're getting into the car business is an outright purchase of Tesla, so open that big fat wallet and make it happen.
TC said in the email, he receives DAILY sales reports from China, and then he shared those results EXCLUSIVELY with Cramer. Do you see why investors reliant on other news media outlets are crying foul? Cramer gets the email, Bloomberg does not? If TC had gone on Mad Money as a guest for all-to-see, nobody would say a word. It's a good time for Tim to leave anyway, the IWatch is a phenomenal Dud. Fire him now.
After the Apple Board of Directors fires Tim Cook for displaying such an epic lack of judgement awarding Cramer a scoop, I think it's only appropriate that CNBC award Tim a Morning Squawk coffee mug signed by the whole gang.
Apple can revolutionize anything it puts it's collective mind to. You listed exactly the things you would not find at an Apple theme park. Apple reinvented the cellphone. Now reinvent Disneyland Timmy.
But we're a consumer products company Tim cries. Opening a Theme Park to celebrate the Apple experience and it's impact on American's lives is clearly beyond their capabilities....real sad.
Don't get scorched by the Big Dragon.