"Stalking"? Who started this thread? Who came a-stalking ME? Typical neowad - you're so confused you don't know whether you're coming or going. Can I help you out? ROTFLMAO which way did you come in? I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOSE IT! (especially when I know I CAUSED you to lose it)
You should here what people are saying about your performance in the last Spelling Bee ROTFLMAO and what they're calling 'ewe'.
It's awfully early for you to have come unglued already ROTFLMAO but I LOVE IT! Have you been up all night "collaborating" with Boo-Hoo Boehner & Company? They must have all passed out in order for you to emerge as their spokes-crawler.
How stupid are stalker-weevil and his pals? Old Granddad ipsa loquitur.
Have you ever considered the possibility that erazor might not be one of your friends? You having friends is a pretty hard thing to imagine. Please list them.
stopslobbering: "This ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb. I'm smart, and I want respect!"
fish2kill: "Hey, Fredo: I'm going fishing - wanna come along?"
ROTFLMAO at neowad geniuses everywhere.
In an interview with the Globe, Warren posed a question of her own — whether Trump is a sexist — and quickly answered it:
“That’s like asking if he has bad hair,” she said. “He wears the sexism out front for everyone to see.”
Warren’s Republican counterpart in New Hampshire, Senator Kelly Ayotte, was not as eager to pick up the phone. Through a spokeswoman, Liz Johnson, Ayotte offered a statement: “As New Hampshire’s first female attorney general, Kelly believes women should be judged based on their qualifications and merit, not their gender. And she believes that’s how voters will evaluate candidates this November.”
When asked to comment on Ayotte's tepid tiptoe around the GOP's splintered "Women's Rights" plank, Senator Warren asked "Is Kelly Ayotte a women's rights activist?" [snort, guffaw] "That's like asking: 'Is Bobby Knight a political King-maker? What a load of ......dribble!"
ROTFLMAO That's like asking: "Do 'Trumping On It' and 'Vulcan Virgin' have any balls of their own?"
ROTFLMAO yeah, and boo-jie is an exact indication of your station in life. Now refill the Squishie Machine and get your nose out of stopspending's arsenal.
What YOU have is a curb-stoner's used car lot and a scrotal unit in dire need of replacement seat cushions. I genuinely hope that you'll be able to resolve the issue in a private placement. ROTFLMAO nobody wants to see a public offering of THAT tempest in a toyota.
You didn't tell me you'd done missionary work! Did you by any chance labor side-by-side with Brother Mitt during his Most Excellent Semester Abroad in the vineyards, saving sinning Parisians from drink, smoke, and out-of-wedlock sex? Would you mind sharing how many souls (combined) the two of you saved, and how many homunculus-days you dedicated to the effort? That way, I can derive a metric for comparing one Christian outreach to another; think of it as the "missionary batting average" if you will. ROTFLMAO as your warm message of brotherly love spreads like frozen beurre blanc.
"Here, Boy! That's right.....get a good whiff of this!"
Mood Elevation: Hawaiian Punch, a piquant sativa/indica hybrid. Breezy and tropical.
Mood Saturation: Joe Fish Fin Flapper Special - Finlandia Vodka, Cruzan Rum, simple syrup, in a sugared martini glass w/a prig of mint
Setting the Hook: Seared Ahi: tuna on wonton crisps with ginger cream cheese, shredded cabbage, ginger dressing and soy glaze
Fish On: Joe's Lobster Tacos: 3 flour tortillas with San Diego sauce, shredded lettuce and fresh made pico de gallo, accompanied by black beans and dirty rice
Clean-up: Woodford's Mule: Woodford's Reserve bourbon, ginger liquor, simple syrup, a squeeze of lemon & ginger beer; served in a copper mug.
"Now c'mon, Clouseau! We're all counting on you! Go find Schuey!"
ROTFLMAO at a wad whose olfactory issues can be traced to where he keeps his schnozz ....er, "holstered".
I've got 3 words guaranteed get him streaming, too: ice cream enema. ROTFLMAO if we start now his problem should resolve on sundae.
Never mind that! Anyone who starts the title of a post with 'hey libs, look up' is a consummate ballsmuggler, a quintessential wusssss, and a long-range sniper and pot shot artiste who's so thin-skinned and nad-less and afraid of giving someone a stick to beat HIM with that he refuses to divulge such state secrets as what state he lives in, or information that might aid ISIS or the feds (what kind of car he drives - IF he's allowed and/or able to drive. ROTFLMAO sail on with no flags a-flying, o testicular and tampon-laden pirate....for now. l know WHAT he's sailing, what he's trying to run, and his intended destination....but he'll never get there. NOBODY makes landfall on THAT Fata Morgana: a Republican being elected this November. It DOES make me wonder though if Procrustes is having a nice day yet.
Cowhampshire? ROTFLMAO I didn't take you for a New Hampster resident. Surprise me again and tell me what you drive (besides milk-giving cattle).
Go-o-o-o-o-o-d MORNING, Procrustes! Are you ready to have a nice day? ROTFLMAO I'M ready to help!
"See Richard and Jane turning blue. Vote, boys and girls; VOTE!!"
" See Spot-or-Weasel turning red and getting even uglier! F.O.A.D, Spot! F.O.A.D.!
"See Spot-or-Weasel at the top of his literary game!" Write, Spot! WRITE!"
ROTFLMAO would you like my editor's contact information? If he'll deal with fish, he's probably OK with editing goat and weasels too. Are you ready to have a GREAT DAY? I'm ready to HELP!
"First they came for the Volkswagens -
But I wouldn't be caught DEAD in a Passat, so I remained silent.
Then they came for the Mitsubishis and Nissans -
But I wouldn't be caught DEAD in one of those riceburners, so I remained silent,
Next they came for the BMWs -
But I'm not much of a driver and a "Driver's Car" was never in the cards for me, so I remained silent.
Now they've come for the Mercedes, though -
and I'm screaming bloody murder to discover that my Legendary Autocar is a myth, and I need to call fish for a ride in his POS bucket-of-bolts '97 Town Car."
On a more positive note, though: it looks like the Boyz in the Axis are getting the band together again ROTFLMAO
No, you first. Tell us who unions were intended to represent. ROTFLMAO [again]. How stupid is stopslobbering? It's a matter of public record....