ROTFLMAO alright, we get it: you're black. Keep the faith, baby ROTFLMAO at barely-closeted racists that should stay inside and lock the door.
ROTFLMAO in your own mind (and in Fantasy Land) you're too clever for words. Everywhere else, not so much. Like fevoter, I advise you to read Swift's "A Modest Proposal....". Then, take a random look at your past posts, and leave the rest of your attempts at satire in your own mind or Fantasy Land, because they're never going to cut it anywhere else.
ROTFLMAO this is a perfect example of why neocons should never attempt satire: they just don't have the skillset or the mental capacity for it. If you've never traveled abroad; get all your news from the TV or radio; don't have at least a dozen periodicals a month landing in your mailbox; haven't worked in a variety of jobs and industries, and were dealt a room temperature IQ or less: don't even attempt it, because it's just not funny, and it's SUPPOSED to be funny. For tonight's assignment, read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift (relax, it's a classic but it's no more than a 15-minute read, tops, for an average 8th grader). Then, look again at what you've written, and tell us what it was.....because as satire, it failed so miserably that for the first time and only time, tonight I genuinely feel SORRY for you.
Poke him again, gamblin....he's the quintessential nobody, and if he counterpunches by accusing you of also being me, you CAN and SHOULD sue him for libel.....ROTFLMAO some say he's worth millions but who can you really trust these days?
Oops....hey bac trader, is Holliday a public enough figure for me to say that about him without being sued for slander? National Inquiring minds apparently don't think so.....but I checked with my parole officer, and he said......"sure, have fun, but as long as you're here, how about filling this bottle - the lab called about your last test sample and said no human could survive with that much ayahuasca in his system...." Whoob! whoob! whoob! ROTFLMAO! Wild Hyacinth!
Just be sure to hang on to Holliday.....that execrable homunculus is irreplaceable, at least until Homer's 3-eyed radiation guppy 'Blinkie" is big enough to keep and able to mark his 'mark' ROTF Flapping my fins and gasping for clean water.
Friday now, and just an hour or so into the trading day I can see the longs are already in dire need of some comic relief. Relax; it's your lucky day! Time for another round of "Stump The Chumps, Thump The Humps, Hump The Rumps, and Jump The Gumps". You're welcome to play solo or in team of your own formation (including tag teams and cheerleading squads) and you can take all day to submit your final answers. ROTFLMAO or go back to watching the price .....pick your poison!
Res ipsa loquitur, Doctor Du-Masse. ROTF and still trying to laugh off my 3 years' of Latin.
It's as predictable as sunrise: boobster flames; trader pours on an accelerant; fish relieves himself on trader, and trader deletes and then re-pours the original accelerant as if nothing had happened. Uh....kids....really?
ROTFLMAO here's the unedited version of their game, but with the remark from me that trader needed to bury:
hacker_boob • 1 hour 10 minutes ago
Hillary seen carrying her own luggage
The luggage was empty. The old bag couldn't carry a full load
bac_trader • 34 minutes aSortgo
She was also seen using the urinal in the mens restroom!
ROTFLMAO So? Try WALKING through the terminal and worrying about your own empty bags, ya geriatric lardasses.
Aw; it looks like a cloudy day dawning for my favorite pair of worldly smugglers.
ROTFLMAO what were those dates again for the Bundy-Dube Hoo-Ha? Disinterest in science and problem-solving are the only remaining views still enjoying overwhelming bi-partisan support. Are you trying to croak the world's greatest democratican- republican-nobodycan nation? ROTFLMAO or just wringing your hands again?
Don't go! Your laser-like focus, cogent analysis and incisive financial commentary are sorely needed here ROTFLMAO by at least a dozen chest-thumping knuckle-dragging neocon know-nothings. You're not one of THOSE... are you? ROTFLMAO at little ze's latest doppleganger.
ROTFLMAO I see the boards' monosyllabic meatbag of muddled genes and missed connections has just data-dumped the entire contents of his cranial processor on me. All ten words are spelled correctly, and he even managed to pack 16 syllables into them with no stuttering or unseemly Tourette's events (possibly a first). However, aside from a lone question mark he's still unable or unwilling to even attempt proper capitalization, grammar, context, or content; his imaginary friends are still all he can talk about; and he's soiled himself again. Should I:
A) Encourage his progress but increase his Thorazine?
B) Return him to the regular prison population with a "Do Me!" Post-it stuck to his back?
C) Parole him and assign bac_trader as his caretaker?
In my professional opinion, (C) would probably work best for everyone, since they play so well with each other and enjoy making up fairy tales and talking about monsters and millionaires and what they're going to be when they grow up. Let me know what you think, and I'll make it so.
- Dr. Warren Lawrence Stanford Fish-Stick, MDA (Most Delicious Ayahuasca)
Sing-Sing Prison, Cortland, NY.
....and did I ever tell you about heckling his father from no further than a boathook away on a dock in Kennebunkport in the summer of 1988 for being such an incompetent.......fisherman? I have witnesses who will attest.......and I KNOW George Sr. still remembers ME ROTFLMAO
The Beech needs a new mission, and I need to shake off the worst winter in memory. I think another good-will, hands-across-the-water outreach program and whirlwind world barnstorming tour would be just the thing. Who do you think would be most deserving of a visit from "Antipodes" and the legend, the myth, the man, the flying fish? ROTFLMAO besides Brother Jeb....
ROTFLMAO Gotta love what slow learners you neocons are. "Yee-haw, Birdie, getta load of that one! She's even fatter than your sister, girl. Now where was I....oh yeah, I'm running for Dogpatch Dogcatcher......Can I count on your vote?" After all, when has failing to connect with women voters ever hurt a GOP Presidential candidate?