I'm putting together plans for our next Vegas party folks.
I have Cowboy Swoope and the Cattle Rustlers to provide the music. They do and awesome tribute performance to Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.
Mr. Coffee will be giving tips on food related topics, to include, proper espresso machine cleaning techniques as well as an awesome 5-layer lasagna recipe. Yummy!
Highbridge will be sharing his golf tips, to include, hand/club positioning and driving for distance secrets. John Daly will be his special guest.
Rmbo47 will be on hand for a documentary on the Raiders. His "just win baby" speech is quite impressive! Ken "the Snake" Stabler will be his special guest. RGZee will be showing clips from our favorite '70s programs, Starsky & Hutch, Kojak, Streets of SFO, and Shaft to name just a few. So bring your sideburns, bell bottoms and rollin' papers folks!
Speademon will be giving his thoughts on the upcoming F1 season and Alonso's move to McLaren from Ferrari.
Rusty the ventriloquist and his wooden dummy nosexx will be on hand to do their "rookies" routine.
Unfortunately, fartman "the magnificent" investment seminar has been dropped from the line-up due to poor results and attendance issues.
And last but not least, for the kids we will have a #$%$ house. Monsters to include, the Resident Nut, mewag/groovin2nirvana, and urban myth. 14 years old and up only, as these folks are scary!
Fried dough, corn dogs, french fries, chili dogs and cotton candy will be just some of the menu offerings.
Looking forward to it folks, as the 777 party was a blast!
Yes, and I challenge you to make a better sausage & cheese McMuffin at home [ $1.07 ]. I grab a couple of cuties [ small oranges ] while I'm there also. Delicious!
So I went to a Feng Shui guru and it's been enlightening. He advised me to block the goobers on the MB and cut back on my "carousing" at the grocery store. He said I need to lay off the rump roast. I'm gonna take him with me next time and teach HIM something!
Huggy Bear: Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends.
Det. Dave Starsky: Mouse racing?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't believe it.
Huggy Bear: Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?
I see your I.d. was hatched today. I suspect you'll ditch this one and return to one of your other one's soon. Can't change the stripes on a zebra.
There's no sneaking a change-up past RGZee...When will they learn?
If my stock doesn't double every year I sell that dog and jump on another one!
Robert Craig Knievel...but you can call me Evel