As President of the Nokia HOA, it is my duty to inform you of the following blatant violations:
3. Moaning & Groaning
4. Sour Grapes
5. A Baby Ruth bar was placed in the pool at the Country Club
Take that 💩 back to your ALU board! We're a good bunch of folks over here. We enjoy wine, pizza, espresso, pistachios, Foghat, and even pon! This will be your first, and last, warning.
Vincent "The Chin" Gigante
Some would say, relenting, driverless, inconsistent, and starving at this point Homer!
Lots of sports firing up...
1. Baseball: Cubs win the NL pennant?
2. Formula One: Can Ferrari gain on Mercedes?
3. NFL combine: "With the number one pick"...
4. NASCAR: Stewart/Haas switching to Ford in '17!
5. Beer pong: 🍺
Why the nerve! I'm the one and only kiss stealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin' Rolex wearin' Fr3nch! And I'm havin' a hard time holdin' these alligators down