Just as promised, my buddy ol' pal, El Chapo, tunneled me out and I'm FREE!!!
I must've eaten a thousand tacos!
Sure hope you kind souls are doing well and livin' good!
I sure love this time of year. Big birthday bash coming up for the Lord of Lords and King of Kings. He makes the best eggnog!
Peace be with you, and do drop in and say howdy to Ralphie, the boys, and myself ♡♡♡♡
Cowboy! Just rode into town and need to wash down this trail dust.
I raise my glass and salute you. I'm at the poker table in the corner with Doc Holiday (man that dentist can drink)! ♤♡♢♧
Triple or nothing, quadruple or nothing, etc...The buck stops here! Time to pay the piper.
U.S. currency, credit card, or money order.
Perhaps a tranquilizer, shot from a "blogun", will subdue this hairy beast!
Nice to see you still have good aim!
Peter once told me to take the 7 horse in the 5th race at Keenland.
Dummy me put some coin on him.
Long story short, the horse jumped the rail and was last seen headed towards Cincinnati!
The name of the horse you ask?
Getting his stomach pumped because of an overindulgence of pistachio's again.
Cleaning his espresso machine.
Reading a cookbook by Chef Paul Prudhomme.
Booking a flight to Turkey.
Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home
Thank you and say hello to Mrs. Claus and have a good flight!
Hello Mr. Pistachio! Glad to hear everything is normal as usual with you. I smell the spaghetti sauce simmering from here! Have a nice Holiday.
As a way of giving back, Ralphie, the boys and I are throwing a party for NOK MB members.
Location: Cowboy swoope's ponderosa in the AppalaBrooklyn bride's
Master of ceremoney: Fr3nchie
Food: Beef brisket [Thanks to Cowboy swoope]
Drinks: Cash bar
Entertainment: Cowboys vs. J E T S @ 8:30pm on the big screen
Pregame show: Pin the tail on the donkey (jppajamabottoms)
Halftime show: Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Postgame show: lapdances by the Cowgirls (please tip generously)
Campfire stories: nosexxx [featuring his tale of how he found a 10 pound nugget during the 1849 gold rush] and fartman [tales of selling used cars to little old ladies, and buying the Brooklyn bridge]
Dessert: Pistachio-crusted cheesecake [Thanks to our eyetalian friend]
Prize giveaway: Autographed investment guide book penned by renowned "wiseguy", Josh
*For obvious reasons guests must pass a drug screen and lie detector test before admission. There will also be a metal detector.
Looking forward to gettin' rowdy with ya'll.
See ya soon!
Great, you remember the Friday dental appointments! A lot of money was made on those days!
"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."