Headquarters at the Pentagon has issued this citation for Lt. Don L. Duck on his birthday and recognizes his contribution to making this message board the best. Lt. Don L. Duck may you continue to post your wise and informative knowledge onto all those who venture here. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LT. DON L. DUCK
Flash alert - flash alert - flash alert1st lt. Donald duck: you are hereby ordered to proceed to sector jwhereupon you will be driven to a top secret location and instructed on how to deal with present threat ... Bohraht ...awares of power outage in winslow and surrounding grid but this is an urgent alert - note urgent alert - the survival of the yahoo message board rests in your tactical ability to find and destroy enemy - bohraht god speed lt. Donald duck general analchord
For your eyes only - universal soldier lt. Duckflash alert! Flash alert! Flash alert! lt duck must report for duty at ft benning, ga on jan 1, 2009. will command a unit of no less than 400 combat veterens from iraq in preperation for homeland security detail. objective: keeping locals in check in case economy goes to hell in a hand basket.you are to report to col ruppert p. Sidewinder upon arrival at duty station lt duck. much is expected lt duck as your country needs your services once again. col sidewinder has reviewed your dd 214 and determination made that you were the most suited for objective. welcome back universal soldier lt duck. america needs you. general analchord
For your eyes only - universal soldier lt. Duckflash alert! Flash alert! Flash alert! must regroup forces on lower 40 - guard perimieter with maximum fire power lt. Duckshipment of 90 claymore mines - 80 m16's - 15 m60's - 5 m20's - 8 105mm howitzer's en-routephantom f-4's performing needed surveillance of lower 40dopler radar unit monitoring perimiter may need to call up reserves to back up lt. Duck orders have been cut to pvt's alpha, cunu, splitrader, eggs, and dib to support lt. Duck objective - keep enemy forces from overwhelming lower 40may god be with you lt. Duckgeneral analchord
LISTEN UP SOLDIERS! TODAY HAS BEEN A DISASTER!EVERYONE MUST PUT PERSONAL ANIMOSTY ASIDE AND WORK TOGETHER! UNITED WE STAND! DIVIDED WE FALL!DUCK, J4D, MIKIESMOKEY,EGGS AND ALL LURKERS AND POTENTIAL POSTERS --- I'M ORDERING YOU TO SING KUM BY YAH!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkgNet3MMEE&feature=relatedI ORDER THIS MESSAGE BOARD TO JOIN HANDS IN CYBER SPACE AT 6 PM E.T. AND SING ALONG! THAT'S AN ORDER!