That has to be the single most pathetic and desperate post from an AAPL basher of all time!
Yes, of course. A better jobs market and more money in the hands of consumers is always bad for stocks. That's why markets go up when job numbers are good. Because it's obviously bad for stocks.
I don't know if you are an alias of mickeylucky, callsthem, sheepskinner, etc. But whoever you are, you definitely win. Easily the most pathetic and desperate basher post of all time.
All the major and minor news outlets hold back their negative articles on up days, and then release them on down days (even minor ones like today). The bashers on this board disappear on up days, but return en masse on down days.
All this for a measly .75% move on the stock after it has gone up more than 10%.
As I'm sure you are aware by now, I've received numerous pay increases and bonuses from the boiler room I work for. This is of course due to my long and diligent work posting on this board. We've had enormous success shorting Nokia's stock down from the 4's into the 3's. It's been an amazing run for our little operation.
With our enormous profits, we've invested in R&D and designed a proprietary logarithmic message board identification system. This system is called the P.I.M.P. : the Pumper Identification Matrix Profiler. What this cutting edge technology does is screen through all messages while recording message post times, frequency of responses between posters, similarities in writing styles of posters, and even calculating similarties in interests and lifestyles of posters. It also calculates a random probability coefficient to eliminate the chances of incorrect identification.
It's all very complicated. Suffice it to say, that it works and we're hoping to market this proprietary technology to boiler rooms around the world. We hope it will be the iPod of paid bashing.
In order to test the P.I.M.P., I ran fr3nchmodel and harleymark through the matrix. What do you know? It showed a 99.9% match between these two posters. The P.I.M.P. is telling us that they are one and the same. It's as rock solid as a DNA test on an episode of CSI.
Please note this next time you see these two pumptards bounce song lyrics off each other, muse on their shared interests in baseball and golf, and comment within minutes of each other to other posts. You are not reading comments by two people but just one: fr3nchmodel, the Vito Corleone of the Bagholder Elite.
We will soon be running other matches through the P.I.M.P. to see identify fr3nchmodels other aliases are.
I will post those results as soon as I get back from an international boiler room conference being held at a secret location in the Hamptons. Wish me luck.
Did you even bother to look at the earnings report??????
There was quarter over quarter drops in every region in the world. Nokia sold 700,000 Lumias in Q4 and only 400,000 in this quarter in the U.S. Even with China Mobile deal, they fell 26% from last quarter and 26% year over year. Even Europe, their stronghold lost sales. Year over year change in all regions was negative. Quarter over quarter change in all regions was negative. There wasn't one positive at all.
The only reason Nokia sold more Lumias was by dropping the price of the new Lumias to the point that Asha users switched over. In short, they cannibalized their own sales of lower priced feature phones. So Asha's fell four million so that Lumias could gain a million and a half.
Just wait till Nokia drops the bomb when it takes inventory charges for feature phones and equipment. It will happen some time soon as the feature phone business dies. What is Nokia supposed to do with all that leftover junk except write it off?
Some of you have not even the most rudimentary understanding of how a business operates. That's why you are all going broke on this junk stock.
Classic bagholder circular reasoning!
Nokia is the best, because Nokia is the best!
What a pumptard you are! You must be an alias of the TonyMontana of the Bagholder Elite: fre3nchmodel.
Bump it because it was the absolute truth. The best part is reading the comments from dumb Nokia bagholders saying AAPL would not return cash to shareholders. Classic denial from these pumptards and they are still up to it even after the disaster CC on 4/18.
Yes! Of course! Because some online site said it, well then it must be true!
And the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and Santa are all real. Let's blow out the candles on our 2M cake!
Thanks for getting me laid. Lucky for me your wife is like Nokia. She is priced dirt cheap like a junk stock.
I'm a bit disappointed in you, cicellve. I've said it before that I consider you (along with vlad2vlad) to be among the few reasonable people on this board. Engaging in conversation with this pumper/liar is probably what got you into trouble with this junk stock in the first place. Fr3nchmodel is sitting around in underwear living on pork and beans viciously typing away under multiple alias. Do you really think he has an Armani suit or a Rolex watch? IDo you really think he has a Benz? If his investment in Nokia is any guide this guy is flat broke. Don't waste your time engaging him in his shameless pumping.
Neither as they are probably both alias of the Capo of the Bagholder Elite: fre3nchmodel.
Oh, well. Since the CC, AAPL is steadily moving up. Since NOK's CC, it's lost more than 15%.
AAPL may have lost 40% since its peak, yet Nokia has lost more than 95%.
Keep holding on tight to that bag as you receive not only your third douche, but your fourth, fifth, sixth, etc. from Elop Masengil.
onmythirddouche has got to be an alias of the fr3nchmodel - the Vito Corleone of the Bagholder Elite.
Here's a better question. Will AAPL hit 500 before NOK goes bankrupt?
Sorry about that, man. But think back to when you were pumping so hard. Instead of pumping all the time, maybe you should have analyzed the earnings reports a little more carefully. I have a hard time reading my earliest posts here before the January 24 CC, when I was rationalizing and listening to the pumpers. I can't believe I was defending a phone and a platform I'd never seen before in my life except in pictures on the internet! I listened to the CC on the 24th and realized Elop is a MSFT plant. His job is to drag this company into BK so MSFT can buy the parts for pennies on the dollar.
Next time don't pump so hard. You probably dragged a couple of innocent bystanders down with you.
Come on, Momo. Your posts on the Nokia board sing AAPL's praises as you bash that stock. Then you come here yesterday and are doing your victory dance in the premarket. By the end of the day, there was nothing you could say. Today, it's so far, so good for AAPL longs. Is this mindless complaining the best you can do on up days?
He just puts the red ball gag back in his mouth and crawls back into his box like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
Thank you for submitting your sighting of another fanatical pumptard to the investing community. Jblivebetter slipped through the nets like Moqtadah Al-Sadr. He can now be added to the list for the safety of the community. These Nokia fundamentalists are truly sucide bombers of financial terror. In order to wipe out your life savings they are willing to sacrifice their own. They are unbending in their beliefs and care little for theIir own well being and will easily die for their bagholding dogma. This is rooted in their belief system. Since if they go broke in the name of Nokia, Elop will give them 72 plastic junk phones to play with in heaven.
Have to bump this to show how incredibly delusional and shameless members of the Bagholding Elite (aka. the Bagholding Cosa Nostra) are. ineedadouche was belting them out of the park like Barry Bonds on HGH for a while there. He really gave the other bagholding pumpstars a run for their money.
This post may just be ineedastock's magnum opus - his 9th Symphony, his Hamlet, his Godfather Trilogy. And the most incredible part is all the thumbs ups he got from other bagholding pumptards on this board.
I encourage the objective observer to read through it carefully and see how unhinged from reality this pumpstar mafioso truly was. The best part is several responses down the post when he talks about his market research contacts in Nepal - two Nepalese college girls he met online who swear that the Lumia is all the rage in mainland China.
Please also note my well-intentioned (and, hopefully, informed) responses to his post based on currently living and working in South Korea. Then look at his vicious attacks to my posts assuming that I'm Korean and making all kinds of accusations and insinuations.
We haven't heard from ineedadouche for some time now. Is it that he's just in a hospital having the plastic junk phone Elop just rammed up his glory hole removed? Or is it that he really tried to end it all once he looked around his mother's basement and saw the blisters on his palm from the raw self-pleasuring sessions he gave himself in anticipation of Q1 earnings?
ineedadouche was definitely one of the Bagholding Top Ten Most Wanted. He's in a better place now. May he rest in peace.
You obviously know nothing about investing and did not even bother to read the earnings report.
As predicted, Nokia's release of a $20 Fisher Price Chatter Phone and even cheaper Lumias did not increase their market share or helped them turn a profit. All it did was cannibalize their existing sales of Asha and feature phones. An incerase of 1.2 million Lumias at the expense of 5 million Asha's is nothing to be happy about. Check out all the negative numbers on the chart in the earnings report. Smart phone volumes are decreasing in Europe and Asia. Not even the Finns are interested in buying Nokias anymore.
Nokia has become a fundamentally dishonest company. It uses accounting gimmicks like restructuring charges to show it is making money when it is in fact losing money. Last quarter they showed 1 billion dollars cash increase and did not clarify how 750 million came from a convertible bond. They cut the dividend and promised to buy back shares. But then increased the float by 200 million shares with the convertible bond. Nokia is so dishonest that it doesn't even give investors a breakdown of how many of each type of Lumia phone was sold. If they did, it would most likely reveal that most sales are Lumia 520's, 610's and 800's. In short, all the low margin devices. No one in their rgiht mind would pay iPhone prices for a plastic junk phone like the 920. Not even the Chinese will take them for a penny from China Mobile.
Nokia is leading the race to the bottom in phone prices and share price. No wonder Elop is tossing an iPhone to the ground in disgust.