Doesn't he make ya want to post more often? Doesn't he add a degree of pleasure to your posts? Does the idiot really think he is going to change things? Does he realize he is wasting his time? Isn't his fun?
The Governor of Illinois is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re the nature of coyotes.
PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
The Governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why Illinois is broke and Texas is not.
I became confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil , State, City 'Service'
County & Public 'Service'
But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows. BAM!!!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing. I hope that you are now just as enlightened as I am.
Eighteen percent of Americans, or fewer than one in five, say they or someone in their family is better off because of o'famacare, according to a new poll by CNN. Nearly twice that number, 35 percent, say they or someone in their family is worse off. A larger group, 46 percent, say they are about the same after o'famacare as before. (Most in the 46 percent group have not yet received their insurance premium rates for 2015.)
Did we really need a poll to find this out?
You can be sure buck o'fama has already made plans for them to reunite with their families in the near future. And you can be sure the reunification will be in the US. And you can be sure the lib loons will want to grant amnesty to all of them. And you can be sure the McCains of the world will go along with it. o'famacare for everybody ! ! ! ! ! ! !
There is a correlation between home construction and gold prices. If you would spend less time posting useless stuff and more time researching this, you wouldn't have to ask such stupid questions.
I wonder how many lib loons would mind it if a pot smoker worked on his car brakes or on the jet engines of the airline he would book a flight for. We have been told by one lib loon on this board that smoking pot is a matter of choice. What choices do those who can be hurt by the pothead have? We should at least know if a pothead provided services that can be harmful to our well being. Can you imagine potheads smoking pot while driving and texting? It's their choice, ya know.
SYDNEY (AP) — Australia's government repealed a much-maligned carbon tax on the nation's worst greenhouse gas polluters on Thursday, ending years of contention over a measure that became political poison for the lawmakers who imposed it.
Fast and furious? Hey, that's one of them.
Veterans Affairs hospitals across the country reported more than 500 incidents last year where patients were gravely injured or died as a result of the care they received. Why would anyone think o'famacare will be different? Hey, lib loons, we are waiting to hear from ya.
buck o'fama took aim at the coal industry on Monday by mandating a 30 percent cut in carbon emissions at fossil fuel-burning power plants -- despite claims the regulation will cost nearly a quarter-million jobs a year and force plants across the country to close. (To some lib loons, this is called fracking.)
FBR probably acquired shares of BLDP and now wants to get rid of them. Best way to do that is create demand for BLDP.