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howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain 8 posts  |  Last Activity: Apr 2, 2014 9:41 AM Member since: Sep 1, 2011
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  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Apr 2, 2014 9:41 AM Flag

    Isn’t that the name of the New Jersey town at exit 32 off the Brooklyn Bridge? I’m pretty sure when you get off there it says “Welcome to Wefnesday, Home to the National Spelling Bee Loser, Gay44”

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Mar 21, 2014 8:24 PM Flag

    Both ways it worked out fine for you because are an idiot of epic proportions tonight and I’m sure tomorrow too.

    Look “pal” it is not about a Snow Cat, a Snowmobile, a Pair of Snow Skies, a pair of Snow Shoes, or even a Snow Owl. It is all about the distance between Fairbanks and Deadhorse. Got that? 500 miles each way and you told everyone here you made a day trip out of that including shopping with your wife in Deadhorse and having a romantic diner there too.

    So tell us again how fast was that JATO powered Snow Cat going, and oh was that Sak’s 5th Avenue or Chico’s you shopped in?

    What is your next whopper? Are you going to tell us you backpacked with your wife to Sand Point and enjoyed a soak in an in-room, heart shaped hot tub, while watching a yet to be released 5 star movie on a “Flat Screen” at a bed and breakfast? Then you floated on your home made Tom Sawyer luxury raft on-over to Dutch Harbor where your wife beat Captain Sig Hansen in a $10,000 game of pool, while you took out the rest of his crew in $5,000.00 each arm wrestling matches, and still managed to get back to Fairbanks before the sunset?

    You my friend are not one, one billionths of any man who has traversed from Fairbanks to Deadhorse, and you are not one, one thousandths of one trillionths of any man who has set sail on the Bering Sea. Rumor has it you peed your pants on Splash Mountain in Disney and that was when you were just watching the previews!.

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Feb 8, 2014 11:50 AM Flag

    Shout to the Lord, all the earth,
    Let us sing
    Power and majesty, praise to the King;
    Mountains bow down and the seas will roar
    At the sound of Your name.
    I sing for joy at the work of Your hands,
    Forever I'll love You, forever I'll stand,
    Nothing compares to the promise I have in You.

    My Jesus, My Savior,
    Lord, there is none like You;
    All of my days
    I want to praise
    The wonders of Your mighty love.

    My comfort, my shelter,
    Tower of refuge and strength;
    Let every breath, all that I am
    Never cease to worship You.

    Shout to the Lord, all the earth,
    Let us sing
    Power and majesty, praise to the King;
    Mountains bow down and the seas will roar
    At the sound of Your name.
    I sing for joy at the work of Your hands,
    Forever I'll love You, forever I'll stand,
    Nothing compares to the promise I have in You.

    Shout to the Lord, all the earth,
    Let us sing
    Power and majesty, praise to the King;
    Mountains bow down and the seas will roar
    At the sound of Your name.
    I sing for joy at the work of Your hands,

    Forever I'll love You, forever I'll stand,
    Nothing compares to the promise I have
    Nothing compares to the promise I have
    Nothing compares to the promise I have in you

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Feb 8, 2014 11:44 AM Flag

    Well, I was Posting on the EMC board the other night
    Somebody got all in my face for no real reason
    I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
    So I wrote a song about him instead, it goes like this

    Were you born an donkeyhole
    Or did you work at it your whole life?
    Either way, it worked out fine
    'Cause you're an donkeyhole tonight

    Yes, you're an D O N K E Y H O L E
    And don't you try to blame it on me
    You deserve all the credit
    You're an donkeyhole tonight

    You were an donkeyhole yesterday
    You're an donkeyhole tonight
    And I've got a feelin'
    You'll be an donkeyhole the rest of your life

    And I was talkin' to your mother
    Just the other night
    I told her I thought you were an donkeyhole
    She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

    And all your friends are donkeyholes
    'Cause you've known them your whole life
    And somebody told me
    You've got an donkeyhole for a wife

    Were you born an donkeyhole?
    Or did you work at it your whole life?
    Either way it worked out fine
    'Cause you're an donkeyhole tonight

    Alloha!

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Feb 8, 2014 11:34 AM Flag

    Well I woke up Sunday morning,
    With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
    And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
    So I had one more for dessert.
    Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes,
    And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
    An' I shaved my face and combed my hair,
    An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

    I'd smoked my brain the night before,
    On cigarettes and songs I'd been pickin'.
    But I lit my first and watched a small kid,
    Cussin' at a can that he was kicking.
    Then I crossed the empty street,
    'n caught the Sunday smell of someone fryin' chicken.
    And it took me back to somethin',
    That I'd lost somehow, somewhere along the way.

    On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
    Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
    'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
    Makes a body feel alone.
    And there's nothin' short of dyin',
    Half as lonesome as the sound,
    On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
    Sunday mornin' comin' down.

    In the park I saw a daddy,
    With a laughin' little girl who he was swingin'.
    And I stopped beside a Sunday school,
    And listened to the song they were singin'.
    Then I headed back for home,
    And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringin'.
    And it echoed through the canyons,
    Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.

    On the Sunday morning sidewalk,
    Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
    'Cos there's something in a Sunday,
    Makes a body feel alone.
    And there's nothin' short of dyin',
    Half as lonesome as the sound,
    On the sleepin' city sidewalks:
    Sunday mornin' comin' down.

    Do do do do do do do do,
    Do do do do do do do,
    Do do do do do do do do,
    Do do do do do do do.

    To fade

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Feb 3, 2014 12:48 PM Flag

    Howie Here ...

    AKA The brand new 146,000-ton Norwegian Cruise Line “Getaway” docked a pier 88. Budweiser did not spend millions of dollars converting that ship to the Bud Lite Motel for the Super Bowl to entertain folks like Dividendbill who might buy a 6 pack or 2 a year of cheaper beer.

    What tool this guy is, I swear he's even dumber than NotsosimpleII!

    Aloha!

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Feb 3, 2014 12:21 PM Flag

    Howie Here ...

    We all know Notsosimple will attempt to poorly wordsmith around this fact, but the fact of the matter is this: Limo service to the stadium was NOT allowed and Motorhomes are not allowed to park in Wally World's parking lots in Philly. Apparently Dividendbill is unaware of the totally corrupt Philly Parking Authority and the zoning laws in Philly that clearly control parking. If Dividendbill actually left an unoccupied 45 foot Motorhome in Wally World’s parking lot or anywhere else, it won’t be there when he gets back as the parking authority will have it towed and he’ll pay an arm and a leg to get it back.

    Now he can #$%$ all he wants, but in the end he'll just make a bigger fool of himself.

    Aloha!

  • howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain by howard_fn_howard_inlbiagain Feb 2, 2014 2:55 PM Flag

    Howie Here ...

    Bill --- FYI
    You should know that parking in Philadelphia is 25 times harder than NYC. I truly doubt you were able to park a 45 foot motor home anywhere in Philly other than in your mind, as most motorhome parks are closed for the winter, and Lord knows you can’t just park a rig like that on the street or expect it to fit in a parking garage.

    Stone – FYI
    “Bill, Fantastic ,,,I was a little worried about you trip since you had not been on the board.” You? You mean “your?” Did you cheat from Dividendbill at Olin?

    Aloha!

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