As is the usual sequence of events on Wall Street,worth something Friday..Monday Kaput...much as 2008 Meltdown
Coal Bonds.....Junked out hairuts
Stocks..... moved to BB
Employees...way overpaid for market conditions, generous benefits,over inflated property values in the coal regions
Energy users don't need to be Billed for the "Living the High Life" in PR Basin,coal miners are OVER-PAID!
Corporate Office....Any-which-way-is-the way!
Clean-up ....the entire Powder River Basin will be a Super Fund Clean-up Project which is Paid for by the Federal Monetary Printing Press on behalf of the Ditwit Public who actaully believe Fiat Monetary Systems are managed by GOD,not Wall Street Bankers DOING God's Work!
One would wonder why the Coal workers haven't WALKED! Go fiqure: Forest "Stupid Is as Stupid does." Reverse split will do absolutely #$%$ for shareholders,bonders will recieve a Haircut BUZZ,workers will recieve free Clean Coal Tatto's.......Shorts have made a Bundle
One would wonder why the Coal workers haven't WALKED! Go fiqure Forest "Stupid Is as Stupid does." Reverse split will do absolutely for shareholders,bonders will recieve a Haircut BUZZ,workers will recieve free Clean Coal Tatto's.......Shorts made a Bundle
"Synergy Space-Bovubetribucs forges a new frontier in the introduction of organic entities into the ecosystem of the lunar-scape in order to promote greater synergy. This triumphant new paradigm will be enacted through a leveraged advantaged momentum initiator" aka Fart Banking!
Even though these illustrations of Fart Banking were vague, investors were infatuated with these Fart Banks, which somehow represented some higher idea of Banking. The SEC required Fart Banks to state explicitly that they had no assets or even a fighting chance at getting any, but investors continued to believe that the potential for these Fart Banks was limitless. This bullish attitude, despite frequent bumps and insolvencies, continued into 2015 when conglomerates and hostile takeovers were the golden children of a finance-hungry media. Under the math of the "new newer economy,"firms would grow exponentially rather than incrementally simply by picking up other Fart Banks in 2008.
The SEC was unable to halt the shady Fart Bank IPO scams and conglomerations, so the market continued to rise unabated throughout the summer of 2015. Even institutional investors and large mutual funds, increasing their dependency on program trading, began to adhere to the mantra, "if a Fart Bank stock isn't gaining big time, find one that is."
Then, in 2015, there was a rash of SEC investigations into insider trading,currency manipulation,Libor manipulations and then the Fart Bank Bubble ENDED!