FRICKA FRACKA FRICKA FRACKA
BIFF BOOM BAH
OLE STEAMER OLE STEAMER
RAH RAH RAH...
Now for the Ole steamer fight song
ALL WE DO IS YIELD
AND GET OUR BUTTS KICKED DOWN THE FIELD
LETS MARCH AND SPREAD THE WORD
THIS STOCKS A STEAMING TURD (RAH RAH RAH)
OUR ANKLES WE WILL GRAB
AND ENJOY OUR DAILY JAB
ONE DAY WE HOPE TO SEE
AN OLE STEAMER VICTORY
Now for the turdpumper rally song
WE'RE THE TURDPUMPERS AND WE'RE OK
PUMP ALL NIGHT AND WE PUMP ALL DAY
WE SKIP AND JUMP
WEAR HIGH HEELS
PANTIES AND A BRA
WE WISH WE WERE A GIRLIE
JUST LIKE OUR DEAR PA PA...
Here's a new one sung to the tune of "sounds of silence"
Hello pumpers my old friends
I bought your steaming turd again
Was a good Idea or so it seemed
Woke up this morning and I just got reamed
in a few more days I won't have no more dough
no no no
woke up to the sound on the island....
If you have some extra money and you want to take a shot.
GO ahead and buy some but I wouldn't buy a lot.
You might just find a diamond here and get a great big rush.
Ole Steamers the stock, the stock that will not flush.