Stryker Corporation Message Board

some one, anyone, pull out an AmEx card and buy this company.

if it fogs up your car will not start and the mirror will automatically dial 911.
Fred will serve as bailbondsmen.

else like the idea?

what's that all about Freddie the Freeloader. Too busy looking in the rear view mirror. May I suggest you look forward elsewise your stock options will become socked options. And your cohorts on the manglement team may lock you in the ladies restroom prior to calling 911.......

and nary a bump up in share price.

this way we can dilute and delusion ourselves at the same time.

commonly referred to as self-flagellation...

and can no longer blast fax and emails announcing contracts. Instead, at shareholders insistence, KTOS will now focus on earning a profit.
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"we have finally procured a double digit contract. We will now list Kratos on the Mali stock exchange as soon as the French leave" according to 3 senior officials with intimate knowledge of the Mali stock exchange.

breaking all sales records now. Mgmnt bringing out the Carlo Rossi to celebrate.
"another contract like this and our NOL will negate equity. We will be a true "virtual company with no equity, no assets and run by bondholders". A senior member of the janitorial staff was quoted saying after 3 Carlo's.

Biz is booming an exec was quoted as claiming.
Further she said " we will have a very attractive NOL at the end of the year. Isnt this like a golf score?"

shares continue downward move as mgmnt is befuddled.
someone from the exec team overheard stating "why the price drop, the contracts are picking up".

stock price shows strong movement...downwards.
mgmnt scratches buttocks and wonders why....

for PRCP