Problem. Fed Prints. Problem Solved, TBTF banks 'cured' by their 'regulator', ready for next Problem.
is "beat" their recently lowered loss estimate and talk about some intangible "growth synergies" of the future. Bernanke's Superbubble will do the rest.
Revenue and Earnings are so 20th century. The 21st century New Paradigm metrics: deficit spending, printing, and ZIRP are the new standard for measuring 'worth' and 'value'. Unlike Greenspan Bubble I and Greenspan/Bernanke Bubble II, Bernanke Superdebt Superbubble III is permanent. It's different this time.
What a surprise (not to insiders, who loaded up on Dec, Feb, and May Call options Friday). Small wonder that DC, where our congressmen and their staffs are exempt from insider trading rules, has overtaken Silicon Valley and Goldman City with the most 1% - ers.
TBTF banks profit with both. The best of both worlds! But it's nice to see that the Real P(rinter)OTUS has returned!
Another fleecing from the 'protected' in Goldman City.
The stock market will always go up from now on and the Risk-On superstars will easily double every year for the foreseeable future. Unlike now, in 1999 the Fed had not yet discovered a way to permanently fix the economy. Now it has solved the economy and the stock market is reflecting the Fed's New Paradigm permanent cure. It's different this time.
TBTF Banksters force their Republicans to meet with their President and their Dems.
The 3 branches of the US Government (Welfare, Warfare, Federal Reserve) are once again 'secure'. Party on and don't forget to buy more stock in your favorite TBTF bank.
Just like LNKD, SSH. They both came back down to their offering price and lower, but the Bernanke Superdebt Superbubble has paved the way for extreme manipulation with OPM.
in a tribute to "Bubbles" Bernanke and his owners/grifters.
It just doesn't get any better!
The Free Money distortion is going supernova.
bread-and-butter momo darlings in a day or so.
The Syria sideshow is back on the back burner as control of USA is returned to its real ruler, P(rinter)OTUS and his owners, the TBTF bankster parasites.