Man I got it bad and that ain't good! Everyone can see I'm begging to be put out of my Apple Valley z50com and VW misery. Yes, I'm that broke! I'm certainly off my meds and these moldy seeds and stems just aren't cutting it. Why did I snitch my daughter and bring misery and failure upon me, my family, and team? jUST so we're clear: when I vanish no one will care. No one. Ever. All my IDs: poof! Because I am a poofter.
It's good I wished and melted $60 into a cornfield. It made all the proper correct people money and gave me and the Bean Team something to do for a day in our miserably utterly failed lives. Is "go like summer snow" going to be yet another meme that owns us completely? Much like that hard throbbing loofah of hate that our leader Flyktning has shoved up us. Oh please don't rhyme to us folks! Our tiny bean minds jUST can't take it! Don't say "from the board's founding out loofah's been pounding us". It's also good I wished my daughter and grand kid in a cornfield too. Intense failure will make an Osborne out of them. I'm sure all the Bean Team will weigh in with their chubby chortling remarks now, not to say 'direct hit' or anything.
Faster than I can rub men's Ripples creme all over me and do my public daughter snitching dance. Do any of you see that when I am melting here I can't possibly be doing any ebay? That's why I live off my Mommy In Law. Oh why won't that made up name who isn't here jUST dip the tip in our mouths? Why must we publicly beg like little Ripples baby birds every day? Why or why did we ream our own exits? Living with our doors and drawers wide open and bleeding. Why?
Yes, we have so little in our lives. If my Flyktning's (Patrick Mitchell) loofah wasn't lodged so deep I doubt we could even sit upright. No men would continue a 13 year long daily melt after everyone knows I snitched my own daughter out. You see why I have to have all these Ripples IDs. Believe! Believe me! If ebay paid my bills I could have bought something at Target instead of trolling the stalls.
Exactly how does bothering a long ago poster with his made up name do anything but show our Team foolish slavery. I hope investors, and anyone who every had any personal information on ebay, learns a valuable lesson here.
My ebay z50com and VW never let's me down! Unless I want Taster's Choice, any kind of lunch or dinner, or to be able to buy anything at Target besides checking out their johns, or to help the daughter I snitched and the grand baby I got taken away. It's an old boy's life pumping the mighty ebay! But I do wish they would toss me and all my IDs a bone every once in awhile.
Pssst fake doc: That is not that man's name. You and all your IDs were obsessing yesterday about you drinking mens ball sweat. Again today? Why would tell Master about another direct hit and your increasingly sadder mental state? Was ball sweat another word you taught us all? Pssssssssst, that's not ball sweat, I'm actually hosing you down. Remember that week you got all upset about people talking about you eating urinal cakes? Good times. Good times.
Who liked $56 anyways? It's good 'team' wished it into the cornfield, it's very good. Excuse us as we toss and turn all day and night for 13 years sweating, and chugging, the trickling waterfalls of ball sweat on all of our many many many obsessions and old made up names. Will our eternal misery ever end? Never I hope. All our doing. All our choice. Will my snitched out daughter be bring me coffee today?
Whoopsie! I'm a drop out daughter snitch, not the brightest bulb in the Osborne dark hall of tombs. Let me fix my grammar on my last post: I have been a 13 year daily board troll attacking people, one of which I pretend is a long ago posted who outed my board troll snitching and ebay selling failure. Nothing violates a TOS more and Yahoo sure don't care. But God does. God has me pegged. Totally pegged.
Flatter than an old tennis shoe. Flatter than my ebay sales. I have humptity danced the bumpity out of them! Again, how does my daily toxic spew here help ebay, the daughter I snitched and my grand kid taken away for his own safety?
Oh how true! But I am a LOSER. Don't try to get my Grammar Queen ID's panties twisted. I my bowels are LOOSER from a lifetime at RIPPLES. You know I hated my daughter so bad I snitched her out and love a made up name here so much I hound it daily for over a decade. Or do I have that backwards. You can blame me AND my parents, who are already rotting below waiting for me to jUMP on the Osborne bonfire. Cool!
At the end of the day, the whole point of my daughter snitching failure is to show how worthless ebay security is. Simple fact. My Tool Foolery only sends myself and ebay lower. It's a hellbound train. Next stop eternal burning hades. You see daily how we 'team' losers earn that. Totally. LOL!
You too can be cyber stalked by loser ebay sellers who can't make enough money to have a life of their own. It's jUST our Old Board Troll Crock Star Style. Did you know we will rot and burn with only that to show for our years and my grand kid, nor anyone else, will ever cry over me? Cool I guess.
Who would have thought my public pine wood Boy Scout obsessions would have backed up like a truck of karma way up in my sullied sullied colon? Oh well, everything else in my life has. Ripples don't you know...
That's still not my name. Nor his. Nor His! Looks like a red chart is the reward for your melt. Works for Alumni. As in, you work for Alumni. For free. All for free poor slave. All for free. Your information is more messed up than the daughter I snitched: Jennifer Nicole.
Yet we fail again. Miserably! It's my own fault. Hey, ebay's not trying to crash on my public spew again? Again? Looks I do ebay as much good as I do my daughter Jennifer Nicole. I bet the phone is ringing about me now. All my doing. More attention is what I crave.
Just the Ripples Club shoving our bitter angry throbbing Flyktning's (Patrick Mitchell) loofah WAY up my John Osborne daughter snitching tail. My other IDs join in the frenzy but all our hate has ever done is book a long painful eternity for ourselves. If it's any consolation, we will burn there far harder than we do here. We earned that. We hate ourselves, ebay and ebay investors so much we can never jUST stick a sock in it. Pathetic! You know I've chattered that man's made up name more than I ever said my daughter Jennifer Nicole's name. It is no wonder the Ripples was so deep in my I had to snitch her out. Anyways, Boy Scouts, Welfare Fraud and my local sheriff sheriff have me all ready for ICE.
Why change up my ongoing daily public illness of 13 years? Maybe later today I will jabber spam and hate instead. At least I know my other IDs, Flyktning and Sullied will lick out my slops directly from the fecal tap. Yum yum taste the Ripples. What we're doing must work since nothing changes right? Hades awaits 'team' so we have nothing else worth doing. Why bother when everything will burn away like ebay $61.
Don't EVER let the cat out of the bag that my tool foolishness IS all those other posters we hate. I tried to give my poor Sully a life. Now if only she had ever lived it.......
OMG! Ian sent pics of two losers that were sorely misusing giant Easter bunnies like their well worn loofahs. They didn't even take the foil off! They chomped on that later for some post loofah oral. Oh the inhumanity of our daily 247 board trolls. They will do anything to destroy investor value. Anything!