LOL monatanlookingnorthagain. Everything looks sloping downward from left to right when you live in Montana and look north. Enventive Lucky Omnigeniuses Nwonderboys always face south and then everything always slopes up up and exponentially up from left to right. You clearly missed that class at analysts' school, and which was also offered at the one day grad school.
LOL kb911 We have a situation here. Reality has struck. Calling for a reality check. Relief needed. Someone's talking reality on this board. 911 911.
LOL Oilphiterisdead When I can get from JFK to LHR on electricity then I will agree that oil is dead. Ahhh, maybe there's a use for the HypedLoop. (The Eloon must have thought of that already!) Or Boeing is going to use the patents for the 2min battery swap on the next 747 S/X/3 if it hasn't been upgraded to SuperCharger. Yeah oil is dead.
LOL jmunderstatment. You subtle dog! " so the bill of materials of the $35k car is not above $35k." If the new CFO was hoping, planning, wishing, dreaming of actually making a profit he might have to revise that to say " so the bill of materials of the $35k car is not above $25k." But then again neither of us are the CFO of Tesla and we couldn't qualify since we couldn't pass through the portal chanting "Abandon all hope of profit, ye who enter here."
LOL carlkaintacityboy The future has already happened in some places: NewYork, London, Paris, Berlin, Moscow. Just use your Fahrkarte, OysterCard, MetroPass, and leave the driving to someone else. Or you hail a yellowcab, blackcab, or "call" Uber, and leave the driving to someone else. The future has already happened in some places. California and Tesla ain't part of that future.
NoLOL tdwasserious. I came in for my morning smile and didn't get one. Serious, insightful comments before a second coffee, is this what the board has turned into? Maybe I should just wait for a few more replies.
jmc. Maybe Mr.Mktnews thinks he will need to fill a form out to claim his "reimbursement". Either he didn't pay attention in English for Newbies or Freud was onto something and Mr.Mktnews actually is correct. Except the form won't be like an expense reimbursement, it will be more like a class action claim or similar.
LOL monntaisalmostskepticalenough. What is this CPO? What I want and always buy Is a CNC (certified new car). Something that I can drive for years and never see the inside of a service centre. Actually I do have one of those, in fact, the last three were like that - all German or Japanese.
LOL mrktnewbie. You actually believe that the deposits are reimbursable? Are you one of Barnum's previous customers? And you are still a newbie? Hook, line, and sinker. When this carp sinks there's no life line. You'll have been hooked for your reimbursable deposit.
LOL jer200kunitsinmydream I'll take the 200,000th unit without the $7,500 tax credit ..... assuming I'm still alive and assuming Tesla is still alive too. But what year would that be?
LOL messaroundwithafleshrob. I was all confused and thought fleshrob was like a blowup mechanical rubber woman thingee. I didn't know you needed batteries for toys like that. Learn something everyday on here.
LOL With the superduper battery pack and superduper charging or 30 sec battery swap outs. Just think, the race could last maybe 10 or 12 minutes. With our attention span these days ... hm...
LOL cspanwantstokillme No, No, NO. If an analysts ever called BS (or even a semi-tough question) I would have the BigOne and my dear wifey would have to wear black for a whole day.
LOL zielniakinthebackseat... oh memories! A camaro, the top down, drivein movies, parking at the beach and the jiggles in the backseat....Those were the cars, those were the days...
LOL realitycoach. Yes it really is possible. Really. The unbelievable has become the new real; and the real has become the unbelievable. And some will even trade real cash for the stock too - because they think it is so real.
You are absolutely right on that. Much easier to talk than do. And yes somedays, some weeks, some months aren't as good as you might hope, but some are better too! And as I hope you know, playing positions are different than investment positions. This one is just total play and the amount at risk should reflect that. And as for "quite a bit", I never measure in $ always in %.
LOL Dinoarentwealltraders. Play it up and down as it goes.. But long term.... that's a slamdunk, a hole-in-one, another 6 for a century. We can enjoy it while it lasts.
LOL exciteddinoandmetoo Aren't we all just about wetting ourselves waiting for the ludicrous model (ie model 3)!! But I try to contain my excitement cause I have to get through the rest of the day. What keeps me dry is that I suspect Eloon and the wonderstaff (nonGoogleApplerejects) are still working on the phantom or drawing board or nyet model. But we will see in a few weeks. That will relieve me.