Coming up soon is the stunning earth-saving hypered TSLA with its Eloon massaged Q1 results. But seriously folks on a GAAP basis .... Anyone estimating just $1 of profits? Thats just one measly dollar. Not five, not ten, just one. That's only four quarters in real money. Eloon might have found that just walking around. Ok.. lady in the back corner says -250Million! Do we hear a -200Millionn? Any takers for -150Million? It's gottabe at least -100Million. Time is almost running out for the quarter; be careful though, production could ramp up, China might bloom or Norway might see the way out of the darkness.
LOL. That's great that Jonas is now able to "read between the lines." Up to now he has been reading the script word for word. He's been ingesting and regurgitating the Tesla fantasy since day one. Not an origianl thought, no insightful analysis, no clarifying discussion. But he certainly was able to read the Tesla script. And now he can read between the lines. God/Allah/Moses/Obama save us please.
LOL ordinarymind Yeah this aluminum siding company is going to add 300 sales hustlers. So they can sell more stuff at a loss. Yipee kayay and lolipops for all the good little girls and boys who believe this.
LOL. Eloon was absolutely right! He was right for a change!!! He said there will be no profits before 2020. None. Nada. Niet! So take that to your bank and smoke it. It's not only a joke it's a scam ( to quote a notable Tesla commmentator.)
LOL As I've said many times, I watch and listen to Eloon with amazement, wonder, delight, horror, and anticipation. You can't make the stuff up. And I know that Ponzi, Barnum and Bailey are watching too. All of us have something to learn!
LOL. jmcv.. Instead of just quoting "They" let's be critical of what "They" said. So it's about the savings being obtained from having a factory in the USA as opposed to in the far east. Hm. So the economics of the last forty years has somehow changed? Does this mean that the USA will start importing factories again. Please, please. Factories have been our best export for years. That isn't going to change cause of Eloon's GigleFactory. And secondly if bigger batteries are better then Panasonic would probably produce a pile of them already. In the far east or at whatever factory they thought was best. But I can tell you what the magic ingredient is... That's the stuff that Eloon shovels to the "analysts." I won't deny him credit for that.
LOL If i didn't suspect sarcasm you would have immediately won the Stupid Award of the Day.
LOL. Farmboy.. you actually "added more shares" to your existing position? Well I gotta go with BC's analysis. You are an idiot. Infact I would say 190/30 * idiot = 6idiiot.. Think of this as a new measure of standard deviation for use as due diligence by brokers. You have to be at least a 6idiot before you can go long TSLA.
LOL. Yes, evacuate, evacuate. Abandon hope all yee who who enter here. And to paraphrase my good local bordelo manager "If you come in here you will blow your wad." Levicious 1:13.
LOL. Yeah!! Slimey old Bernie was good for one thing. The invention, well, at least the propagation of NonGAAP accounting. You have to give him credit for that along with his great buddy ArthurAndersen. I hope Bernie has found his true Momma friend in the slammer,and now knows what it feels like.
LOL "Tomorrow, tomorrow. The sun will come out tomorrow." Gosh what a catchy phrase; maybe I could turn it into a musical! But certainly not ito investment advice or speculating ideas.
LOL U2temagami. You caught the Eloon bug up there already and spring hasn't even arrived. Sales sales sales (in some obscure corner of Euroland) but the PROFITS, PROFITS, PROFITS? Missing missing, missiing.
LOL. bearealSkeptic. It does seem impossibe that construction would have stopped and nothing in the papers. But stranger things have happened, and stranger things will happen. Just stay tuned to the Eloon channel. But then again how is this all going to play out? With a big pop to the bubble or a slow release of hot air. New territory for Eloon. If he has any smarts he has already met with his lawyer (corporate, divorce and bankruptcy and tax - all rolled into one), accountants and bankers to prepared his survival plan. But who will be the real bag holders? The wall street boyz or the retail fanclub? Or Google or Apple if they buy it!!!
LOL Eric, Eric. You bigot racists, Neaderthal, War monger, oil lover etc. You probably hate trees too. Just see if I give you some Birkenstocks for Christmas.
LOL It's nice that JPM thinks that there will be a drop of 20%. HollyCow hold on to your cowboy hats! And careful you might get shaken out of your boots with a drop like that! Some of us on this board have been saying that someday somehow the bubble scam montygame amusementshow egotrip will achieve BK. And that will be a 100% drop. JPM hasn't got any real clue yet. They will after the fact though. That's when you can count on them for astute advice.
LOL. A tweet, A tweet. Oh, I'm all a twitter! And if I'm not careful my panties will be damp.