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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary Clinton fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny…
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Hillary Clinton fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Hillary Clinton?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan.”
Chelsea Clinton returns from a date and tells Hillary she had a wonderful time and that she is in love.
Hillary asks, "Did you have sex"
She replies, "Not according to dad".
kevin, I am positively convinced you consumed entirely too much paste as a kindergarten student.
Please refrain from your vacillating posts.
"Even For A Short Week Today's Script Results Are Uninspiring"
Not at all unlike your posts.
Carol Molinari, how much did you lose on DNDNQ? How would you like for me to expose the fact you are a housekeeper at the Embassy Suites in East Peoria? How would you like for me to tell everyone your address in Dunlap, IL? Or your house phone number? Or why your coach husband divorced your sorry self? How about all your aliases? caroldehaanmolinari, wchuck41, djtherextheman79, gail.johson, djtherex1951jac, donjackson867, jasperdavid769, gjtacoman1955, thetacomonster1955, jjisthebest195155, djisgreat1951.
Mike, you are the consummate definition of a loser. You bought a substantial amount of MNKD n11 years ago at the IPO of $14.
You have watched this stock vacillate a hundred times and you have LEARNED NOTHING. You didn't ever learn to sell on the news or buy on the rumor. You could have been a huge winner, but you are a pathetic loser.
87 million shares of the initial offering to over 490 million shares of dilution, two CRL's and you have learned NOTHING in 11 years. You are a pathetic loser.
Do you know what capital preservation is? Do you know the definition of OPPORTUNITY COST?
"Afrezza after my meal"?
First time poster....screen name established today. This board has become a joke.
mike, if your theory is correct, then Hillary Clinton will have a va-jay-jay implosion when she first agrees to answer the media. News at eleven.
From BO to contingency plan?
Kevin, you are off the leash. Pathetic moron.
kevin, your #$%$ is getting old very quickly.
Paralysis by analysis.
Have a drink, smoke a doob and walk the dog. MNKD will be just fine.
They never state "kevinmik is a chronic complainer" in their CC's either, but that doesn't mean they aren't thinking about it.