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"This person (y_r_repubs_so_stupid) has never shown a demonstrable need for a Corpus Callosum."
reminds me of a story
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered.
"I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning..."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
Dzee Glad to see you back. 21 thumbs up, same old lies and stupid garbage coming off of your fingertips, same old Dzee. Any way glad to see you back after all everyone here needs someone to post stupid #$%$ to laugh at and they have been laughing at your lies and stupidity for the last 10 plus years.
ignurant_o1d_codger you need to change your handle to stupid_o1d_codger. Its a kown fact ignurance can be cured but stupid is forever. Its people like you that make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody but nobody can become as stupid as you are in one lifetime.
Be careful what you wish for. First of all I don't believe you are a Canadian. Most Canadians I know are a lot more intelligent than what you just posted. More than likely this message was written and posted by a free loading American DimwitRat Liberal, claiming to be a Canadian, who since the election, is in total fear of having to go to work to pay for some of the freebies he is now receiving off of the backs of hard working Americans that not only have to pay for all of their stuff but his also. But just in case it was written by a sane Canadian and you people really want Obama we are through with him now. Please feel free not only to come get Obama but his entire regime which includes Biden, Reid, Pelosi and the rest of the American hating laden congress also, and please feel free to do it at your earliest convenience. Then you can have the whole gang that you think is so great. I am positive they can screw up Canada faster than anyone else in the entire world ever could.
Do you specialize in posting gibberish or is that just the way your mind "works"?
Codger its far left wing progressive liberals like you writing this type of lie laced garbage that give the hard, honest working people in the Democrat party a bad name. People wouldn't have to constantly control their anger if people like you could just learn to manage their #$%$ stupidity.
Danzy you are a real smart (_o_). I bet we could blindfold you, set you on top of a carton of ice cream and you could tell us what flavor it is.
In your case danzeytakeoffs, its just to damn bad stupidity isn't painful.
Its people like you that make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Every time I see a sticker on the back of an automobile supporting a Dimwitrat for Congress I want to jump out and shake the driver's hand. For the life of me I cannot figure out how anyone can drive a car with their head stuck that far up their (_o_).
There you go again repwhiglican. After (6) years, just like most Dimwitrats that can't see the forest for the trees, still blaming Bush eh. Well here are A few mythical Quotes straight from your butt-buddy Obama's mouth . . .
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
The stimulus will fund “Shovel Ready Jobs” (I had a neighbor that had two small dogs that had more shovel ready jobs than Obama did)
The Cambridge Cops acted stupidly
I will restore trust in Government
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration
It’s not my Red Line; It’s the World’s Red Line
Al Qaeda is on the run
Benghazi was due to a movie
You can keep your Doctor
Premiums will be lowered by $2,500.00
IRS corruption? Not even a smidgen
You didn’t build that
If I had a son
Obama Care will be good for America, It’s like shopping on Amazon
If you like your Doctor, you can keep your doctor
I knew nothing about: What happened in Benghazi; Fast and Furious gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels; The IRS targeting Conservative groups
My uncle from Kenya was in the US illegally; I never knew my uncle; I never lived with my uncle
ISIS is JV
What could go wrong now?
we are prepared for E_ Bola
you cannot get it on a bus... but you can give it - stay off public transportation
Liberals will accept and cling to any lie told by another Liberal because they're not interested in facts. They just want to construct their pretty little narrative about the world, regardless of whether or not it has any bearing on reality. After all with nothing bigger than themselves to believe in - not God, not country, not democracy, not art, not truth because truth to a Liberal is defined by whatever it is they say it is. Therefore the leftist believes themselves incapable of lying. Then they want to dump all of this #$%$ on us and ruin our lives. So not only are they pathological liars but evil too.
clawestlake---With the unique intelligence you display in your writings you have an entire array of options available to you. For instance, you could flap your arms and fly to a planet that places a high value on morons.
So tell me....Are you more likely to be infected or beheaded than you were six years ago?
Liberals either lie or never tell the complete truth, because with nothing bigger than themselves to believe in - not God, not country, not democracy, not art, not truth because truth to a Liberal is defined by whatever it is they say it is. Therefore the leftist believes themselves incapable of lying of telling the complete truth. To the Liberal any lie or incomplete truth that advances their cause is, by definition, the absolute and unquestionable truth.
danzeytakeoffs you are the kind of a person that would make the absolute perfect blueprint for someone to use if they wanted to build the picture-perfect idiot.