prove it rodent. give cell phone (scan) photos of your sign in and sign out. Sat nite you were back here posting your venim before the hospital even closed.
You call me emotionally disturbed when you threatened to kill someone on this board just a cpl of days ago??
Hospital administrator (HA): Saturday night we informed Mr. Rodent that his mother’s condition had responded remarkably to treatment. When, he found out that we wanted to continue a treatment plan outside of ACA guidelines; rodent protested. He emphatically declared that he needed issues to post on Yahoo msg boards. He declared I need my mom to suffer; so I can blame republican(s) and beg for sympathy!
In other wise he provides verifiable sources and you??????????
I am right about you are I not: crack, the big H, or is it strictly inhaling nitrates and shooting Tina.
Hospice care coordinator (HCC): Mr. Rodent I am sorry for your mothers diagnosis. Her treatment file and advice options have been forwarded to me by the different physicians involved.
Rodent: Yeah it has a bad week or so and cannot obtain any sympathy on msg boards.
HCC: Mr. Rodent you do not to reach in cyberspace for help. We have a well coordinated group of professionals to provide assistance in your family situation.
Rodent: My gosh. Professionals? Will you schooled professionals ever stop trying to stretch my brain limitation.
HCC: I realize you are under stress right now. I assure you we are only trying to help this situation. However, some of your mother’s physicians are opting out of her coverage plan because of the big ‘Os’ mandates.
Rodent: That is because the f______ tea party has fought at every step to prevent the inbred right for access to health care.
HCC: Your mother has belonged to a top notch healthcare HMO for many years. It is only recently that changes are articulated by the ACA.
Rodent: So what are her care options.?
HCC: Well some physicians are willing to apply the continuing care option. This means they remaining as care provider. However, over the last ten days; you have repeatedly questioned their education. Accused them of belonging to fringe political factions. Have hurled personal insults at them. Questioned their integrity.
Rodent: Yeah Ok. But you see I hate, hate, hate anyone successful. So they must be all tea party morons.
HCC: Mr. Rodent the bottom line here is; those physicians are willing to continue if you agree to relinquish all future contact with them.
Rodent: So you mean I could not argue, call them names, challenge their core beliefs or hurl insults at them?
Rodent: Well f___ it; I guess mom will become another martyr for the Marxist/Liberal/Socialist and more importantly the rodents agenda.
Is there ever an absolute bottom rung to what you will claim in a post? You now mention decency after all the vicious hateful slander you have posted!
Joe: Yahoo—hmmn—you did say your name is Craigie Rodent? Joe picks up the phone and asks an associate to come in. He then he asks “Karl” what is the name of that moronic fool on the NTI and AGNC msg boards? You know the one that always has everybody laughing in disgusts? Is it Craigie Rodent?
Karl: Yes I believe it is.
Joe: Thanks Karl.
Rodent: Karl!!!! Rodent immediately falls to the floor and starts licking Karl’s shoes. Exclaiming you are my idol—I adore you. Would you please help me with the tea party morons on Yahoo. I keep getting refuted. I can only respond with insults. Pleas eplease help me—I am all only out there. I try my best to carry your torch.
Karl: What the f----- you are a very sick puppy and tries to claw his way out of the office with rodent clinging to his ankles.
Joe: I am just curious here, since your crayon chart had no numbers, how do you conclude what the price would be?
Rodent: It is basic microeconomics. I counted all vehicles on the lot and then sat outside for three days and counted the number of people that came in. The first is your supply and the second is the demand. I have it written down here, but we did not learn how to divide with the GED.
Joe: Hmmn I see. You counted everyone, couples and children?
Rodent: Well duh! Of course we need correct demand numbers.
Joe: Did it even enter your mind that a couple and a child would represent a family--not all individual unit demands? That some of those people are coming in to make a service appointment or going to the parts department?
Rodent: There you go again, stating that is only thing he liked about Reagan; trying to use factual numbers when I clearly have refuted and out debated you.
Joe: Hmnn I see, you seem to have more problems than just the drug usage. We are supposed to negotiate here. Again I can show invoices as a starting point. Then one of us can start with an offer. Then the other can make a counter offer and so on. It is similar to a two party auction function.
Rodent: Auction--auction. Clyde you are moron. You just don’t you get it. You should read my Yahoo posts. I prove prices are only set by supply and demand!
Joe: Well this is the first time I have see these sketched in crayon. There are no numbers on the x and y axis scales.
Rodent: Axis? North Korea is part of the evil axis! Numbers huh? Is that important?
Joe: Well yeah.
Rodent: You’re ignorant. Where those two lines cross that is your price point. You have to sell to me at that price.
Joe: Well that is not how we determine our sales price range. And even if we did numbers would be a prerequisite for your argument.
Rodent: Prerequisites they are not a GED requirement. Well I have other sketches here. Hands another one to Joe.
Joe: This is an isosceles triangle.
Rodent: Well look at these others.
Joe: Well let’s see, this is a rectangle, this is a duck, this is an opossum?
Rodent: Oh yeah that is my dad.
Joe: Look just so we are clear here. I am going to explain how we arrive at our sales range for model prices. Joe goes into much detail explaining fixed costs, variable costs, sunk costs, depreciation, markup percentages, markdown calculations, factory to dealer model incentives and factory to dealer financing for inventory. He also shows rodent marginal revenue and marginal cost curve charts and explains them. Then he explains how the dealer to dealer inventory shift program works, which allow them to vary their inventory cost. Throughout this process he has to wake the rodent up three times. Then he asks? Now do you see why aggregate supply and demand does not apply. I would be happy to show the factory invoice for some models as a starting point.
Rodent: What does that have to do with supply and demand? What school did you go to?
Joe: There are programs to help you with that.
Rodent: No there is not republican’s think the sick should be left out on their own.
Joe: So you do believe you are sick?
Rodent: Well like duh! But when I shoot up you should read my postings. I have a can not lose procedure. You see I start with some outrageous statement that I dream up. I never provide any sources. That way I cannot get trapped with facts. Then I constantly attempt to alter the subject by slightly rolling my statements along the scale of truth. But the best part is I categorize people in groupings posting insults and derogatory labels. I luv it. I live it for I am the rodent hear me squeal.
Joe: So are you interested in hearing about the incentives?
Rodent: Oh yeah what is that all about.
Joe: Goes into detail explaining the program offers for different models. Throughout this process he notices the rodents eyes seeming to roll up in his head and his body language appearing increasingly agitated.
Rodent: Rodent finally stands up saying stop it, just stop it. I do not want to hear detailed numbers and facts. Those are the tools of capitalists. I already have it all figured out what I should pay. Marx said that you have to establish price, ahh scratching his head I mean Smith said supply and demand determines your sales price. Yeah that’s it. See I have a Wikipedia search print out. Hands it to Joe.
Joe: Mr. Rodent this is a Wikileaks print out. Are you getting confused again? Why don’t you sit down and try to relax.
Rodent: Oh yeah. I know I have proof some where. I got it I have your supply and demand curves sketched out. Reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a small grouping of papers. Stares at each one [seemingly confused] then chooses one to hand to Joe.
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Sales manager: Hello [extends hand] my name is Joe.
Rodent: [not extending his hand] Are you a Marxist?
Joe: Well no I am not.
Rodent: I only shake hands with Marxists, well also phaggots.
Joe: Would you like to come into my office?
Rodent: Can we close the door so I can be alone with you? Rodent sits down.
Joe: You did not tell me your name.
Rodent: I am thee Craigie Rodent.
Joe: Would you like some coffee or tea?
Rodent: Ahah I see through you trying to get me to accept tea.
Joe: What are you talking about?
Rodent: I caught you, you tea party moron.
Joe: Are you here to talk about politics or discuss a vehicle purchase? We currently have some very attractive factory incentives we could discuss.
Rodent: Factory incentives, factories are owned by capitalists. Marx said the workers should rise up and take control of the means of production. Where did you go to school?
Joe: I attained a BS in Business Sciences from Columbia and graduated from the IBM sales program. I retired from IBM and after traveling throughout Europe I started managing this factory dealership.
Rodent: Ahah factory again. Marx said capitalism has flaws. I have a GED and I can out debate anyone. Come on lets debate. Come on I dare you-you ignorant slob. I have traveled throughout this city via the under funded public transport. I can debate that. The funding has been repeatedly cut by the Republicans in Congress.
Joe: Actually the State Legislature controls the funding.
Rodent: What does that have to do with it you twitt. It has to be the republican’s fault. It just has to be. Don’t you understand common logic. Where did you go to school?
Joe: I already told you that.
Rodent: Oh yeah. I get confused it is the crystal meth and heroin you see.
Rodent you have a problem, well you have many, with understanding what someone posts.
Anyone who read MM posts would know that he posted an auction type of market as an example for supply and demand determining pricing inputs.
BO: I am sorry but I must move on to other customers. I wish you a good after noon and if your financial situation improves come back and we can reconsider.
Rodent: But my mom is sick.
BO: Mr. Rodent on your application you indicated both parents are deceased.
Rodent: You must have voted for Mitt.
BO: Really now Mr. Rodent we are done here.
Rodent: You are a moron.
The Rodent gets up and leaves the office. On the way out he takes all the pens and candy the bank puts out for customers. Then shouts power to Marxists everywhere.
Bank officer (BO): Mr Rodent the feedback we received from the three credit reporting agencies is that you are in the bottom percentile for credit score.
Rodent: Percents have nothing to with a basketball score.
BO: What they are saying is that you have no credit worthiness.
Rodent: They are all tea party morons.
BO: Politics aside the information you provided does show any actual earned income.
Rodent: That is because capitalism has flaws that can only be corrected by government intervention.
BO: Mr. Rodent please under stand we area a private business and need to ensure we not only will get our money back but we are by regulation allowed to earn a non-usurious return.
Rodent: Ahah the regulations need to be enforced.
BO: You do realize an automobile has a declining asset value.
Rodent: Adam Smith said autos should be valued according to supply and demand.
BO: Mr. Rodent with no due respect Smith died in 1790. Automobiles had not yet been invented.
Rodent: That is a failure of government to fund someone’s dream.
BO: Mr. Rodent you do realize we are discussing whether we can give you a loan.
Rodent: Marx said the power should be in control of the worker.
BO: Mr. Rodent your application does not reveal any fruitful employment.
Rodent: That is because the republican tea party moron’s only try to dismantle Obamacare.
BO: Whatever, but I cannot approve a loan based on this collective body of information you provided:
Rodent: Give me access to the internet somewhere in a google search I will find the answer.
BO: With no due respect you are not providing anything that would move this loan process forward.
Rodent: Where did you get diploma from.
BO: Mr. Rodent it is displayed on my office wall to your left.
Rodent: Oh Wharton School of Business. Ahah Boston, we all know what they do to marathon runners.
describe his new book "Gunny's Rules: How to Get Squared Away Like a Marine" in an radio interview as a book to instruct worthless losers how to become a productive member of soceity. The rodent went to a mall to sit on Santa(s) lap and tell him I need that book, please, please bring to me for xmas.
Santa told him meet me in the bathroom and after making me smile I promise you will get your wish.