Your lack of diction
Is a restriction, to where the glorious eagles soar.
Your English, needs substantial improvement
Presently, you enunciate like a bore. !!!!
There's this dude from India, named Mr. Friendly GHANDI
Who says he don't know why, but he's never ever been RANDY
HE SAY'S HE HAS CLASS BECAUSE OF HIS MONSTROUS SIZE #$%$
Here has a point, of course-- it's so fantabiously big it belongs on a horse
It maybe astounding, it may be absurd, but he holds the world's record for the size of his turds
There is this dude from India named DIRTY STINKER GHANDI
He saiz he can't help it, but he's never ever been RANDY
He wears women's cloths, and as the story goes,
He puts paint on his toes and white powder up his nose
DIRTY STINKER SAYS " I DON'T CARE IF FOLKS STARE, CAUSE I JUST LUV WEARING WOMAN'S UNDERWEAR
DIRTY STINKER --HIMS PASSED.To the sorrow of hims friends in de hood he became humangus cause of hims bad eatin habits. Hims weighed about 600 pounds when hims passed.He waz producing water melon size stools, and according to hims brother STIN KEY FINGER his breath smelt so bad--you had to stay upwind or you would be asphyxiated-- : " IT WAS WORSE THAN A PIG'S FART "
Nowz hims gone weez is gonna get the house fumigated and steam cleaned
DAT OLE GOAT PERPETRATOR -- DIRTY STINKER weze is so sorry that he passed. He was such a shy unselfish nice fellow who enshewed boasting and who was so polite and reserved.
We learn from his brother STIN KEY FINGER that DIRTY STICKER was awarded a honorable masters degree from HARVARD UNIVERSITY for his goat tending efforts, He was given the high honor of MASTER--BATA
WELL DONE DIRTY STINKER -- LONG MAYS YOUZ REST IN PIECE--YOUS DESERVES IT !!!!
Weze has been insulted and threatened by the use of feral cats under the direct control of MR FRIENDLY. We consider this ugly cat threat as AN ACT OF WAR -- no more MR NICE GUY for MR. FRIENDLY-- weze is a gonna take the gloves off -- no holds barred !!!!
MR. FRIENDLY--Youz started this CAT WAR -- and weze is a gonna finish it. REMEMBER CATS, AS IN CATSTRATION, by a slice of green chilies pickle WATER MELON is a fate worse than death, and also, youz voice gets two octaves higher and youz will also need a bra.! ! !
NO LONGER WILL YOU BE ABLE TO SING YOUR TRADE MARK SONG " When your ying yangs hang low, you can toss them to and fro -- you can tie them in a knot you can tie them in a bow "
DAT OLE MR, FRIENDLY --hims is a Turkey from ANKARA
Where hims plays the big shot of a wannabe WANKERERA
He wears woman clothes, and as the story goes,
He puts paint on his toes and white powder up his nose.
MR FRIENDLY--hims sez-- I don't care, cause I luvs wearing woman's underwear
DAT OLE FAT BOYZ ---MR FRIENDLY -- he correctly complains that his many contributions to this board have not been recognized. We agree !!!!
Mr Friendly is not one to blow his own horn-- he has great modesty. !!! He is so modest that he did not reveal that he had received an honorary MASTERS DEGREE FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY.
MR FRIENDLY was awarded the great and distinguished honor of being given a masters degree a MASTER-- BATER. This great honor will keep him in good stead in the months running up to the forth coming in November election. I'm sure the rest of this board looks forward to the many great insights that will be bestowed upon us. WELL DONE MR. FRIENDLY. !!!!!
DAT OLE DIRTY STINKER --HIMS A TURKEY FROM ANKARA
Where he plays the game of a big time wanabee WANKERARA
He dons women's clothes, and as the story goes,
He puts paint on his toes, and white powder up his nose
Hims sez-- let them dudes stare, cause I also like wearing woman's underwear.
Dat ole fat boyz mr friendly--hims is such a big fool
hims eatin way so much --- it just ain't cool
now hims has stools which just ain't bad smellin
dem stools is a comin out as big as water mellon
hims a says -- now don't make a fuss-- cause all de food that i'ze eats exits via my rectumus
There is a young man --Mr. Friendly --HE IS A FOOLS FOOL
His prize possession is his 23 inch long DANGLER--a VERY DANGEROUS TOOL
To sow his 23 inch long DANGLER WILD OATS
HE regularly a PENETRATES A DOZEN GOATS
I'ze just luv penetrating DEM DOZEN GOATS HE GLOATS
There was a young man named DIRTY STINKER-- THE FOOL
His pride and joy is his 23 inch long DANGLER-- a DANGEROUS TOOL
To sow his twenty three inch long wild oats
He penetrates goats
Now he's known as DIRTY STINKER the GOAT PLINKERER
There was a young man named DIRTY STINKER
Who passed stools that kept getting BIGGER AND INKER
HE said hims ain't tellin, but hims stools get as BIG AS WATER MELLON
So hims says it ain't no joke, BUT DON'T MAKE A FUSS
Cause all that hims eats exits by way of hims RECTUMUS
What a sorry end for DAT OLEE FAT BOYZ --DIRTY STINKER. HIMS HAS SURZ BEEN DISRESPECTED. SINCE HE PASSED A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO-- EVIL FORCES HAVE BEEN AT WORK--SADLY THEY WON OUT.
We understand that they dismembered hims from his 23 inch long DANGLER and sold it for $12,000.00 to a museum which will pickle it and put it on display at state fairs. As to the rest of that 500 pound ole dude thems boyz in de hood sold hims off for 33 cents a pound to a company that makes meaty dog biscuits.
SORT OF SAD TO SEE THAT SORRY END TO SUCH AN UNTALENTED CONSTRUCTION HAND.
Weze is astounded that dat ole fat boyz dirty stinker ( --hims calls himself mr friendly) is still around--what with hims serious aliments . Weze herd that dis old dude died of mafungo years ago. mafungo is common in de hood--it is fatal because everything you eat turns to excrement..it produces water melon size stools and a jet engine force flatulence--real high octane wiz bang blasts
we opine dis here dude is not for real-- hims is an imposter-- dat ole mr friendly is dead for surz-- hims was a buried at the bottom of the grand canyon --instead of six feet under hims was buried 6,000 feet under cause mafungo is so catchy-- one germs of dis affliction on yous body and youz stools will become contagious and water melon size
dat ole dirty stinker hims for sure is dead--may he rest in piece hims deserves it.
DAT OLE FAT BOYZ --DIRTY STINKER -- HIMS IS FOR SURZ DEAD. Weze is most surprised that hims lasted so long wid all the serious aliments hims had. Whyz, weze justa learned that he had MAFUNGO a deadly fatal ailment that turns all you eat into excrement.!!!! NOES WONDER HIMS HAD STOOLS AS BIG AS WATER MELONS AND A JET ENGINE SPEED FLATULENCE STREAM.
MAYS HIMS REST IN PEACE-- DAT POOR OLE FAT BOYZ HIMS DESERVES IT AMEN.
THE LOGIC IS SO EASY--- FIRST YOU PUMP AND THEN YOU DUMP.!!!! These process has been ongoing since the days of the Romans. The pumping phase is over, the dumpers are now cashing out making huge profits on the more ignorant hedge funds that own and control GVA
We ( our 8 person investment group ) have been shorting GVA on quick in and out shorting plays for over a decade. We have made wonderful profits and continue to do so.
THE BASICS---GVA is in a profitless business-- the stock price is in a bubble of at least 6 times the value of the company which is the $5 to $7 range. The hedge funds make the price of about $42 a share by daily wash trading.
WEZE DUN TOLD YER MANY TIMES--OUR MOTTO IS --- A SHORTIN WE GO.!!!
OLE FAT BOYZ DIRTY STINKER --HIMS IS DEAD. WEZE HAVE LEARNED SOME FACTS FROM THE ORTOPSEY REPORT WHICH WE FIND STAGGERING Dat ole fat boyz hims was a passin stools as big as good sized water melons-- ALSO HIMS WAS A PASSIN GAS AT THE RATE OF 400 CUBIC FEET A MINUTE--REAL EXPLOSIVE BLAST OFFS DEMS WAS
There has been no decision as yet whether to bury dis dude in the Grand Canyon --or shoot hims up into space as a early man on MARS MISSION.
WEZE IS SO SAD TO LEARNS THAT DAT OLE FAT BOYZ -- DIRTY STINKER HIMS HAS JUSTA PASSED--IT WAS FROM AIDS. weze dun a told hims many times --but hims would'nt listen-- nope hims justa kept rentin out hims rectumus and debasing hims 23 inch long DANGLER.
WEZE HOPES HIMS RESTS IN PEACE--AMEN