We were shocked by BLACKTURD'S ore-topsey results. The medical examiner found a rare and shocking cause of death.Specifically. BLACKTURD succumbed to OODLUM BIRD DISEASE.
This disease is common in China, but very rare in the western world.Death from OODULUM DISEASE
is the result of a person going at high speed around in ever decreasing circles, until he disappears up his own rectumus. THE EXAMINING DOCTOR SAID " This a very painful way to go."
KNOCK KNOCK, WHOSE THERE ? Tis your friendly SEC agent inquiring to stock price manipulation. Do you have anything to say, or do you want to call your lawyer.?
BAD DREAMS OF HEDGE FUND MANAGERS.
We ar indeed sad to report to this board the passing of BLACKTURD. We understand it was the bacterium, living in his underwear that done him in.His doctor said " I dun told him. I dun told him, hes gotta change those stinking shorts at least once a month--but he didn't listen." The deadly bacterium class of upperyourassa took it's deadly toll and BLACKTURD is no more.
We shall miss BLACTURDS dulcet tones and wonderful insights--most sadly we shall not see the likes of him again. AMEN.
DEM BOYZ IN DE HOOD -- Thems want DIRTYSTINKER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!!! as leader of the BLACKTURD PARTY.. Dat ole DIRTYSTINKER himssays hes a gonna aks him mommy cause shes de one who changes his diaper
Burp Burp, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a vastly over valued stock this is.Only in America. The streets are paved with gold. Where else in the world can you sell a share of a company that is worth about $5 for $36.00-- ONLY IN AMERICA
WHERE DID DAT MOUTHOFF DUDE GO? You knows the dude weez is a talkin about -- dat BLACKTURD GEEZER. DiS BLACKTURD dude is one a DIRTYSTINKERS BEST FREENDS,Thems were both in de same lock up jail, a boof of dem has BIG M.F. TATTOOS on there torsos and buttertocks.
DIS BLACKTURD hims don't have no big time DANGLER likes DIRTYSTINKER.
BLACKTURD-- LETS US A BE A HEREING FRUM YOUZE
The magic of modern medicine has saved the day.!!!! Dat ole boyz from de hood -- dat ole dirtystinker --hims real lucky. == a few more minutes at low temperature would have caused his 23 inch long dangler to go into rigid mortise and break off like a brittle icicle
dirtystinker --behave.!!! Grow up-- act responsibly--don't denigrate natures gift-- buy a foam sheath and entomb the 23 inch long dangler in it till the weather warms up
We dun told him--we dun told him--dirtystinker we sez " when youz goes out in cold winter weather youz needs a peter-heater on your 23 inch long dangler.
did he listen --no !!! With the sad result that the 23 inch long dangler got frost bite-- dirtystinker put a fur lined mitt on it.
PRAISE BE TO THE LORD!!! OUR FERVENT PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED !!!!!!!-- We thank thee DEAR LORD for causing DIRTYSTINKER TO SEE THE EVIL OF HIS WICKED WAYS.Philandering and bragging about his 23 inch long world record length DANGLER is expressly prohibited by the GOOD BOOK
[ JOHN 17-3 ]
DEAR LORD -- TAKE THIS DIRTYSTINKER under your mantle of goodness and mercy.Help him overcome his GETTO upbringing and perverted way of life. LEAD HIM IN THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUS CONDUCT-- TEACH HIM TO RESPECT WOMEN and stop him from making false promises of marital bliss by means of his 23 inch long DANGLER.
IN THE NAME OF BEJESUS, OUR SAVIOR
Dirtystinker --confession is good for the soul
nows you shoda confess--is you is or is--- or is you aint a 23 inch long plastic wood dangler who leads babes on wid false proposes of martial bliss from de 23 inch long dangler --fess up
OH, please say your not intending to tease-- make a happy ending to our pleas -- let us hear from DIRTYSTINKER and BLACKTURD TOO!!!!
KEEP A POSTIN --WHILE OUR COFFEE BEANS IS A ROASTIN
Jdat ole dirtystinker --hims is a dogin de question. Time to fess up dirtstinker --
answer de question cause de girls in de hood -- dems got long knives
question: is you is -- or is you aint-- making promises to dem babes that you can't keep cause dat ole 23 inch dangler is made a plastic wood?
dirtystinker wethinks yuose is a toyin wid des babes and dat youse is a plastic wood philanderer
DAT OLE BLACKTURD HE'S A GOOD SPORT--him's a spoutin off --tis just a little positive projection of his ultimate direction. HIM'S won oh dem HOLLY ROLLERS. WE sez-- PRAISE DE LORD-- GIVE DIS OLE BLACKTURD SALVATION IN THE NAME OF JESUS. AMEN.
BLACKTURD-- get your diaper change --yuose smells real bad, cause of dat weze has to stay up wind of you
Tis a very sour construction market for profits. GVA is bidding way to low just to keep up it's back log of work.MOST NOTEWORTHY --GVA never gives out the bid results for the jobs it is awarded.They are leaving huge amounts on the table making. at best, a break even profit picture, and more probably huge losses.
This board has the great privilege and distinct honor to host two very distinguished posters.These posters have shown great leadership. courage, and business acumen. Of course these two stalwarts are : DIRTYSTINKER and BLACKTURD. We understand that their real names are BEN DOWN & PHIL MECAVITY also well known in DE HOOD as JIM FITZWILLIAM and WILLIAMFITZ JIM.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK -- TIS FOLKS LIKE YOU THAT HAVE MADE OUR COUNTRY GREAT.
Just hot off the press. DIRTYSTINKER FROM RELIABLE SECRET REPORTS HAS TURNED TO RELIGION TO SAVE HIS SOUL
DIRTYSTINKER has converted to the JEWISH FAITH. We wish him well We learn from an insider that his conversion to the Jewish faith was fraught with unforeseen problems when it came to CIRCUMCISING DIRTYSTINKER'S massive 23 inch long DANGLER. Usually this delicate procedure is performed with a surgeons scalpel, however because of the DANGLERS 23 inch length and massive trunk size, the rabbi was forced to use a chain saw. The rabbi said
" by my one little slip, his DANGLER would have been zip"
TIS VERY GOOD NEWS INDEED !!!!--DIRTYSTINKER NOW HAS A NEW SLIMO COMPATRIOT-- he goes by the moniker of ddimd . We shall call this DIRTY CLINGON BY A MORE APPROPRIATE NAME-- WE SHALL CALL HIM " .... BLACKTURD...."
Well at least you have to acknowledge the problem before it can be solved DIRTYSTINKER is on the correct path-- he has acknowledged that HE HAS THE POX-- purple puppies purposing persistent pestilence poised perpendicularly perusing profitable prospects -- is how DIRTYSTINKER describes the NOXIOUS POX
MOREOVER his 23 inch long PLASTIC DANGLER has been repossessed for non payment of his coconut sized cling on surgery OH, OH, FIZZ, FIZZ, JUST WHAT A SAD DAY THIS IS