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kblab2 55 posts  |  Last Activity: 18 hours ago Member since: Mar 30, 2004
  • THE WORLD'S PRESS has descended on our famous poster. The one and only DIRTY STINKER-- the idiot with the twenty three inch long dangler has now reached rock star fame.He was greeted with huge fanfare when the dangler was used as a drum stick pendulum on a big base drum. Security by Microsoft,the monster dangler was fitted with an electronic stroposcopic guided pulsation band width recorder which kept perfect time to the drum beat tune called SNAKES ALIVE.

    DIRTY STINKER --Don't let rock star fame go to your rock star dangler head -if you get our meaning-- remain your normal well mannered self effacing personality.

  • GVA has a phony high price flowing from the daily wash trading by the hedge funds.WATCH THE RATS DESERT THE SINKING SHIP AS THE PRICE SINKS EVER LOWER.

  • Dirty stinker-- tell us the facts on the coamerica loan

  • GVA HAS A RECORD BACKLOG--ABOUT $3 BILLION-- most of the back log is unprofitable contracts-- GVA will get cash flow but also big time loses .Therefore, it is a no brainier to short the hugely over priced company--let the controlling hedge funds take the hit--make the rigged system work for you by in and out short plays.

  • A secret report forecasts that PBR will soon be have negative value. In such case the new law will make share holders responsible for the negative value per share. For example: if the price goes below zero to say minus $1,50 a share then each share holder will be responsible for the negative value of $1.50.

    In Brazil [ essentially a banana republic ] this law is considered as good governance

  • WE DUN TOLD YER MANY TIMES--GVA is in a profitless cut throat business with no light at the end of the tunnel.Over the past years we have shorted this stock over 10 times -- we have always made nice profits.We still retain our short position made at $38.88.

    The only way to make a profit from GVA is from shorting this grossly over priced company--you will never make money from profits made by the company because the entire heavy construction business is a profitless rat hole.SAD BUT TRUE.

    GVA has a reasonable value of about $5 to $7 a share--the hedge funds that own and control GVA support the price by daily wash trading--using this knowledge shorting profits are easy to obtain.

  • by kblab2 Sep 23, 2015 12:07 AM Flag

    We must give praise where praise is due .Herculean efforts by DIRTY STINKER might yet save STRL from going belly up.Using the great respect and admiration of the Arab world gained from his world famous 23 inch long DANGLER our HERO DIRTY STINKER has arranged a bridge loan of one hundred and seventy three thousand dollars to be used as back up pay capital. Terms of the loan have not been divulged but we understand that DIRTY STINKER has agreed to present the DANGLER for research purposes to the Tightass University in Saudi Arabia


  • THE GREAT INVESTOR'S BID TO BUY OUT PRB has just come to light.Buffet offered to buy out the company for 88 cents a share--with protection by the Govt for fines, penalties etc from the ongoing fraud by contractors and Govt officials.

  • TO PAY, OR NOT TO PAY -- THAT IS THE QUESTION -$15,000,000.00 is neeed by the end of the month to pay the Coamerica loan or go BELLY UP. We understand FROM DIRTY STINKER's XX111 inches long DANGLER that he has the problem in both hands with a little left over so to speak.

  • by kblab2 Sep 17, 2015 10:24 PM Flag

    The Brazilian Govt has just announced that with every file up tank of gas you will be given 5 shares of PBR and 2 pounds of coffee. WAY TO GO --THAT WILL SHOW THE YANKEES WHO BOUGHT AND SOLD THE BRAZILIAN GOVT OFFICIALS that us Brazilians know how to fight back. !!!!

  • All Strl creditors will be watching to see if $15M payment to Coamerica Bank is made on the due date of Sept 31, 2015.Banks love to get virtually paid off and then on a small issue foreclose enabling them to make big time profits by putting the debtor out of business.TIME WILL TELL

  • The secrete is out --WALL STREET JOURNAL confirms the terms of the proposed take over bid.The most controversial item it that Petrobas must severe all ties with Brazil and have the company run and managed by BRITISH PETROLEUM and be head quartered in London England

    CORRUPTION IS SO INGRAINED IN BRAZIL that Brazilians must be barred from managing the company said Warren Buffet.Now that the secret has been revealed, the out come of the take over bid is in the hands of the politicians who will surely want bribes to go along with the deal.TIME WILL TELL

  • by kblab2 Sep 1, 2015 1:03 PM Flag

    We are very sad to learn that DIRTY STINKER has been banned from air travel in the United States and Canada. From documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act we learn that DIRTY STINKER was suspected of carrying a live snake on a plane, when in fact, it was only the concealed XX111 inch DANGLER. We understand that DIRTY STINKER plans to appeal since DANGLER reduction surgery is too expensive and risky.

  • by kblab2 Aug 30, 2015 10:42 PM Flag

    Using the concept pioneered by Snap -On- Tools_- DIRTY STINKER is using Snap On technology for resolving his pea nut size deleterious problem.DIRTY STINKER is using twin base ball size snap ons to accompany his XX111 inch size Dangler.They look much more fitting than the 2 pea nut sized mysteries dealt by to DIRTY STINKER byMother Nature

  • The Romans invented a numbering system that is still in use today. For twenty three ( as in DIRTY STINKER Dangler length in inches ) the Number is XXIII.
    Errectus stability problems occur for the Dangler-- therefore, DIRTY STINKER has cleverly devised a portable crane device whereby, for errectus support purposes, wires are attached to the top of the Dangler. DIRTY STINKER has patented this clever crane device and named if PROMISCUOUS XXXIII.

    WELL DONE DIRTY STINKER-- we now look forward to your innovative action on resolving your pea nut size decrepitudes.

  • We learn that the correct angle of DANGLE for DIRTY STINKERS world class pendulum is proportional to the inverse of the square root of DANGLER length multiplied by breadth measured at 68 degrees with zero dew point
    Well Done DIRTY STINKER you are a great example of the scientific application of preponderance principals

  • by kblab2 Aug 29, 2015 1:35 PM Flag

    We are glad that DIRTY STINKER provides advice and guidance pertaining to his very generous act of offering his world beating size dangler for medical research.We understand that Viagra is thinking of cloning this priceless work of nature.However, for preservation purposes, the medical profession is still wondering what to do about the 2 pea nut size appendages that are attached to the base of DIRTY STINKER;S monster sized dangler. We hope DIRTY STINKER will be kind enough to gives up some of his valuable time to help resolve this pea nut sized dillema

  • Posters may recall that DIRTY STINKER has generously agreed to leave his world class dangler for scientific research. However, there is disagreement within the medical community as to the best way to preserve this master piece of nature.Some say it should be pickled, others say freeze dried, others say salt cured.All techniques have advantages and disadvantages.We solicit the opinions of the many posters on the board-- what method would you vote for? We believe pickling is the best solution to preserving DIRTY STINKER'S fabulous gift to medical science.

  • by kblab2 Aug 25, 2015 4:51 PM Flag

    huge volume shows the controlling funds are panic selling-- they don't want any part of this spavined company.

  • The company will survive, but it will take many years, perhaps decades, to over come the horrific mis-management of getting into the oil business a the very peak of the oil market.As for the stock price it will be dead money for years, A GREAT COMPANY TRASHED BY INCOMPETENT AND GREEDY MANAGEMENT.

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