Nonsense! 98% of the world's scientists know everything is caused by global warming - the Ben Ghazi attacks, Fast & Furious, the IRS scandal, the Dept. of Justice scandal, and of course global warming itself.
Yeah, the line at the drive through window is gettin' kinda long.
Don't forget to ask: "Do you want that Super Sized?"
What can I say. She died and left me everything. So, I can afford to be a proud liberal.
Well, the only girl you can get is a dead one.
So, you really can't complain.
You should be thankful.
Tell me how much do you pay the mortician?