TALES OF WOE!
I had March 2015 $5.00 calls (how could I lose?) that I bought in August of 2014.
I am still holding 5k shares from before the massacre. Don't even want to discuss my average cost.
Talked myself OUT of buying 10k at 50 cents a few days back.
Google the site for gettyimages for ALL of the pictures INCLUDING those of the compact car that Bloomberg didn't bother posting.
BTW: "nice" misleading headline - AIRBORNE (?)
So, A SURE THING, would be to buy 100K shares at 50 cents and sell covered calls (Jan 2017 - $1.00's) at 25 cents. CAN'T LOSE, hehe!
Well thought out statements such as yours do not belong on message boards...lol!