Scare tactics. These Fukheads brought the Obamacare for the folks on foodstamps subsidized/paid for by you and me. It will eventually be a disaster but our MLK copycat will be out of the office then and he will be laughing. Democraps have taken out a 30 second video ad depicting john boehner as a Cry Baby - Ouch! i would elect Wally Woofer as an independent to pump the defunding of Affordable Care - What U say Wally??
Attaining Inner peace...
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always "finish things that we start".
Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner #$%$. An telum u luvum.
not this time around jake, it will be sometime 3rd - 4th qtr 2014 before guidance will be higher provided this darn shutdown hasn't done much of a damage. goodluck.
buy after earnings, there will be a decent entry point at 20-21 area. now go and munch on cheetos and play with yourself watching porn. If peter changes color to orange remember you were eating cheetos and dont panic. LOL
As long as Washington remains deadlocked, stocks will likely have a hard time gaining good upside momentum. We have to wait and see and be patient. Build a list of buy candidates and wait for an entry point once there is a breakthrough on Capitol Hill. Technically, the S&P 500 is now looking at the 1660 area, its 100-day moving average, for support followed by 1650. Each of the corrections (June and August) this past summer ended at the 100-day moving average so the 1650-1650 area is likely to become a make-or-break point for the market on an intermediate term basis
Call it the anti-Viagra. It's not a product for the man who can't get the party started. It's for the man who ends the party too soon.
Competition is heating up to treat premature #$%$, or PE, which may afflict one in three men at some point in their lives-and not just when they're teenagers.
Yet while Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are multibillion dollar drugs for Pfizer (PFE), Eli Lilly (LLY), and GlaxoSmithKline (London Stock Exchange: GSK-GB), the PE market is in the start-up phase. "How can these billion dollar companies in the ED space not come up with a product?" asked Jeff Abraham, CEO of Absorption Pharmaceuticals.
His 4-year-old company makes and markets Promescent, an FDA-approved, over-the-counter spray to treat PE. The spray uses lidocaine to reduce sensitivity and allow for longer performance. It is absorbed quickly so as not to be transferred to sexual partners. "It doesn't diminish the climax," said Abraham.
A rival product called Tempe uses prilocaine and is coming to market in Europe. It was created by Dr. Mike Wyllie, the man who invented Viagra. That drug has even received joking attention from late night host Jimmy Kimmel, who noted: "My parents live in Tempe."
Jokes aside, the real question is, what's taken so long? Way back when, Masters and Johnson determined that the average man reaches climax in about four minutes, while the average woman takes 10 to 20 minutes.
Men who suffer from PE usually don't last more than a minute. Current treatments include off-label use of antidepressants, which can have side effects. New products aim to avoid that.
Abraham said Promescent sales will hit $1.5 million this year and top $4 mi
doomsday, or until 2016, no end insight with both sides dug in. If GOP give in they have lost the 2016 prez election and Tea party will be FRIED, so Cantor, Cruz, Rubio and many more will have to work hard to hold their ground or they are accountable. So there is no resolution. As far as the debt cieling thats another story and same effect. We will pay our bills as its 30Bln per month and the govt. earns 250Bln per month, SS and Medicaid will be paid as well, not to worry there, but longterm effect on economy is also not much with only 300mln per day is the quesstion. 800K people not working is minimal as well, no worries. MY BIGGEST WORRY IS IF WALLY WOOFER IS MADE REDUNDANT FOR GOOD HE WILL BE HERE ALL DAY PUMPING AND WE WILL ALL BE FUKED.
BAC will hold around 13.50 - 14. oct is not a good month but BAC will be fine. With 2014 PE around 10.8 I think BAC will head to 17-18 in Jan-Feb time frame. if U believe in Seeking Alpha you might as well get out of the market. We will not default on our PAYMENTS and the mkts will rally. It will be difficult to make a big move for both bulls and bears until we get some constructive news out of D.C. For the S&P 500, support continues to be at the 1680 level, followed by the 1660 area near its 100-day moving average. As long as the broader market index stays above 1660, the intermediate term trend remains up. Once a solution to the shutdown/debt ceiling becomes imminent, stocks will likely rally. For now, stay nimble. As far as BAC goes if they will be allowed to pay a divident the stock will move to 25. goodluck
It will be difficult to make a big move for both bulls and bears until we get some constructive news out of D.C. For the S&P 500, support continues to be at the 1680 level, followed by the 1660 area near its 100-day moving average. As long as the broader market index stays above 1660, the intermediate term trend remains up. Once a solution to the shutdown/debt ceiling becomes imminent, stocks will likely rally. For now, stay nimble.
Subject: British Schools Today and Very soon All Over Europe
First day back at school in Birmingham , ENGLAND.
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils :
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri ?" - "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul ?" - "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek ? " - "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi ?" - "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir ?" - "Here"
"Ali Son al En" , silence in the classroom.
"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room .
The teacher repeated the call .
A girl stood up and said , "Sorry, teacher . I think that's me .
It's pronounced Alison Allen."
Stocks showed some nice upside momentum yesterday. We also saw money coming out of the save haven assets such as treasuries and gold. All of this probably caught some bears by surprise and could lead to more near term gains. Technically, the S&P 500 held its 50-day moving average monday. With the smaller stocks leading at records highs and the financials no longer underperforming, odds favor that the broader market index may reach its own record in the not too distant future. With that said, besides the shutdown, the debt ceiling debate will probably be a larger issue for the market. The deadline for the debt ceiling is October 17. Stocks are likely to fluctuate as that deadline gets closer.
Sikh: from Punjab telephones the American President: " Hello.I am Kuldeep Sinh from Punjab."
OBama : " Hello. Yes Kuldeep. What is it?"
Sikh: " I want to be the next President of your country.What are the eligibility conditions ?"
Obama: " Are you an Idiot?"
Sikh ; "Is it compulsory?"
continued - Would it be so difficult to have all the services in the same area so I could get a new passport the same day? Nooooo, that would require planning and organization. And it would be too logical for the god dame government. You'd rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off. Then, we have to find some #$%$ to confirm that it's really me in the damn picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile.
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally #$%$ off!
Signed- An Irate Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I wrote about getting someone to confirm that the picture is me? Well, my family has been in the United States of America since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 35 years and have had security clearances up the ying yang. However, I have to get someone important to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor....WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA! And you #$%$s want to run our health care system ??????
SENT BACK TO STATE DEPARTMENT
Dear Mrs. Ms. Or Sir: I'm in the process of renewing my p#$%$port and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ's sake, do you guys do this by hand? Ever heard of computers? My birth date you have in my social security file. It's on EVERY income tax form I've filed for the past 35+ years. It's on my Medicare health insurance card and my driver's license, it's on the last eight damned p#$%$ports I've had, it's on every stupid customs declaration form I've had to fill out before being allowed off the plane for the last 30+ years. And it's on all those census forms that we have to do at election times. Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'm reasonably confident that neither name is likely to change between now and when I die.
Between you and me, I've had enough of this bureaucratic #$%$! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my #*%*& address. What is going on? You must have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal morons working there! Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? And "No," I don't want to dig up Y#$%$er Arafat, for #$%$ sakes. I just want to go and park my #$%$ on a sandy beach. And would someone please tell me, why would you give a damn whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now because I have to go to the other end of the city and get another #$%$ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $100. - Continued
Stocks have been working off an overbought condition for about two weeks now and yesterday's successful test of the 50-day moving average by the S&P 500 bodes well for the market going forward. Most of the saber rattling about how much damage a government shutdown will have on the economy is coming from Washington. The reality is that if we've learned anything from the past we know it will get settled, it will have little effect on the economy and corporate earnings, and smart investors will have used the sell off over the last week or so as a buying opportunity. Although it is unlikely that stocks will bounce back right away, stay focused on improving fundamentals in the U.S. and overseas.
Stocks were due for an oversold bounce after five consecutive sessions of losses in the past two weeks. However, the wheel is in the hands of Congress now. The technical condition of the overall market continued to be mixed. Large cap stocks saw their momentum turn bearish but smaller stocks held up well. Although stocks fell friday in fear of the budget impasse, it wasn't too bad. The new 52-week lows didn't expand when compared to those from a week ago. In addition, the financials seemed to have stopped their underperformance for now. We have a market which can go either way technically. It all depends what happens in D.C. with only one trading session left before the budget deadline. Have a nice weekend.
The Last Kiss
Back on January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.