Attn: Tea Party / KKK / GOP / Fox News lemmings / Rush sphincterlings: A lobotomy will calm your hysteria, lessen your paranoia, stifle your hate, and, hopefully, gag your lie holes.
It's never TOO late..., but hurry up already!
Do your part to Keep America Beautiful. Do it today!
Did I not warn you? Now look what they've done.