The Onion doesn't have enough pictures for elk.
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Ah yes, the religion of peace.
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You will notice that none of the loons addressed my post. They just cursed me. I'll bet they already have their tee shirt orders in.
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I'll bet liberal professors are already blaming the US for this tragedy. Soon you will be able to buy tee shirts at loony left book stores with pictures of these two lowlifes on them. You'll be able to find them next to the Che Guevara tee shirts, another mass murdering sociopath loved by the left.
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I ask a valid question and get two thumbs down. Once again proving the loons hate the truth.
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will the Dear Leader call it an act of terrorism and these thugs Islamic terrorist? Or will he be the same wimpy politically correct jerk?
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Once again a thumbs down for telling the truth.
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OWS were nothing but low life thugs and the ignoramus hypocrites loved these low life thugs. That says something, doesn't it?
They hate orderly grass roots protesters who actually elected conservatives and they love low life thugs who did nothing but #$%$ on the streets, use drugs, murder people, rape women and destroy private and public property. Some members on this message board love the OWS goons. Is it any wonder I call the loony?
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The Tea Party was responsible for turning the House over to the Republicans. To my knowledge all OWS was responsible for lots of property damage and filling jail cells.
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I thought the ignoramus hypocrites would be cheering this post and signing up a Biden campaign volunteers. Even though Joe is dumber than a bag of hammers, he has all of the qualifications to be the next socialist President of the United States. He certainly can lie with the best of them and he really knows how to make things up.
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Dem, the Onion might be just a little bit over his head, not enough pictures.
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You see! The Dear Leader has stimulated the economy, just like he said he would. He really is the messiah!
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He is the true personification of the Socialist Party. He is what all liberals are He is the epitome of what Mr. Democrat should be and is. He makes up his own facts and statistics and actually believes them. He is completely separated from reality and like all socialists can't deal with reality head on. Reality makes them uneasy so why face it?
Even though he believes everything he makes up, his quotes are classic. That's why the left is so proud of him.
Like all socialists he is like all leftists, the definition of hypocrite condemning his political enemies for the very things his party leaders are guilty of and he is monumentally ignorant and proud of it. He puts the loon in loony left and is why I call all socialists ignoramus hypocrites.
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They have their knee pads on and are ready for the morning worship service.
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What a great gift for your mother. All she has to do is point and shoot.
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I went to the store today to buy a paring knife and had to pass a background check before they would sell it to me. The same thing happened to me at Home Depot last week when I tried to buy a hammer. I'm still waiting for my background check at Walmart so I can buy a baseball bat.
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Doc, I have said this before. It is not pretty and it is not compact but I have a Taurus Judge. Pistols are so inaccurate but the Judge compensates for that. You could be an inch or two off target and some of the shot is still going to hit the bad guy and it won't be pleasant. Great for in house protection.
I love reading "The Armed Citizen" in "The American Rifleman" magazine. Liberals hate it because victims of an unjust society get shot. I love it because victims of an unjust society get shot.
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I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually #$%$ in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with #$%$ in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life..
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,
Alex
Orange jump suits for the messiah's pals? Don't bet on it. Charley Rangel isn't in jail, is he?
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I'm stunned that the Dear Leader hasn't charmed Kim into disarming completely, hold elections and start feeding his people. Didn't the messiah say he could engage these nut cases and make them play nice?
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