Because you touch yourself at night
As you know, people spend billions of dollars in prostitution, what if Nokia would offer girls for its every share holder?
Every teenager and man would buy Nokia stock, adding billions of dollars to value, in my calculations it would reach $16 in about 9 months.
Please elect me to Nokia board and I will make everyone rich
Yep, I heard George Soros is lurking in NOK board and is basing his decisions on content that is posted here, so is every other multi billion dollar hedge fund owner.
Yep, I only pick stocks with low institutional ownership so ten bagger is a pretty cool goal assuming it will get its act together
LOL, they can't even produce 10 stupid phones as everything is selling out, just like with 920 where att had like 2 phones per store, #$%$ joke
Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my #$%$, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
in before they drop windows phone, sell Microsoft to pieces and bankrupt nokia
If you check that company history, that's what it says