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lyles_prostate 4 posts  |  Last Activity: Aug 1, 2015 9:19 PM Member since: Aug 16, 2012
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    The Coroner's Report on Gomer Lyle

    by sybil_war Jul 31, 2015 3:25 AM
    lyles_prostate lyles_prostate Aug 1, 2015 9:19 PM Flag

    That's pretty horrific. Little too extreme. Nice pleasant thoughts of putting him into a dress and driving him deep and hard into a mattress is better, with a nice poopsicle on the withdraw of the brown gold mine.

    He says he is all bored and that, but Gomer never fails to respond, he cant help but be really curious, almost anyone else would just completely let it go... but Gomer is very fascinated to say the least.

  • lyles_prostate by lyles_prostate Jul 22, 2015 1:54 AM Flag

    Caitlyn Jenner admits it “bothers” her that she still sounds like a man, despite transitioning from male to female earlier this year.

    In a new WhoSay blog post on Monday, Jenner confesses it was hard to watch last week’s ESPYs speech back because her voice isn’t quite as feminine as she’d like. “It was a little difficult for me to watch myself. While I felt like I looked great and that the gown looked fabulous, I still have a voice issue,” says Jenner. “It’s not quite right compared to my feminine appearance. That bothers me a little bit.”

  • lyles_prostate by lyles_prostate Jul 22, 2015 1:41 AM Flag

    That's mighty nice of you hombre, for making yourself available and all. Getting stretched out by a 9 inch colossus might be routine to you, the rest of us could never understand how a proper girl like you processes it all to keep from being in a straightjacket.

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    Lyle I Would Travel To Your Hotel

    by franchen992 Jun 7, 2015 4:00 PM
    lyles_prostate lyles_prostate Jun 7, 2015 5:16 PM Flag

    I already have first dibs on the old gal, but if its okay with you I don't mind passing her around. That tight little brown starfish is needing a good juzbovviin' for sure.

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