Actually, that's not the worst case scenario but, fortunately, it is not my job to save you from yourself. My job is to tell you to shut up.
You know how you have to click 'more' to read the entire post? I didn't. And since everybody on this board is either an alias of you or me, that means nobody ever will. You had might as well just shut up.
I recently had the opportunity to ask Jay why no one ever said Freddie's last name. Jay says that, if you say Freddie's name out loud, 'he will come'. I wasn't sure whether that meant that he, Jay, would come or that Freddie would appear. Just then our drinks came and, after that, Jay went off to one of the privacy booths for a lap dance and didn't come back. So I still don't really know. Anyone?
You have to watch out for interns! They're needy and can suck the life force right out your nostrils. I finally had to send my herd of interns to an island preserve. I told them it was 'Hawaii' and they were there on a 'working vacation.' Last I heard they were still milling around, waiting for someone to pitch them some hay.
P.S.: when you 'become successful in business' you have better things to do than debate trolls on the Yahoo! message boards.
You said you were on a 'working' vacation. I don't know why, because it's not like we were going to be impressed anyway.
Sure, but it was up 10% today. BTW, why are we posting this on the TRV board?
Thanks for handling that for me. The wifi was out on the corporate jet. Fortunately, there's complimentary wifi here at the Hotel de Paris Monte-Carlo - In fact, I'm drinking gin in the pool with Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry and Orrin Hatch right now. Everybody says 'hi.' Damn dolphins keep trying to steal my olives!