Welcome to the first episode of the “The SPIN-OFF ZONE where we find a hapless CEO struggling to come to terms with the naked truth about her past efforts. However she has found what she believes to be a solution which is building a massive virtual reality generator device to project to the world via live streaming on the internet that the corporation she is charged with guiding displays hugely positive growth and massive profits to the world thereby sending the share valuation soaring.
Join me as we travel with her in her quest to rule the internet in this new dimension known as “The SPIN-OFF ZONE”, a dimension controlled only by one's imagination.
Welcome. We are now about to step forward on a journey beyond the known dimension of Asian Assets and Artificially Supported EPS into the future reality of a dimension known as “The SPIN-OFF ZONE”. Dare your mind to enter the new dimensional realm without imagination, just the cold truth, frightening reality and screams of those who cannot accept the new reality of semi-quasi naked corporate earnings as we are about to step forward into the new era of Mayer. Yes fellow travelers we are about to enter "The SPIN-OFF ZONE".
Yahoo! is on an upswing today. Cool! I suspect this trend will continue at least until the proposed spin off of Scamco takes place.
Hey there Bravo!
My post was meant only to poke everyone here. The is no truth to it. But, yes i think Yahoo will see a share price increase because of the promised spin off. I hope it does well for everyone.
Thanks to the never ending efforts of the Yahoo! Inc. CEO Yahoo! is recovering nicely from the catastrophic market conditions that have existed in recent days. Her tireless efforts have halted the decline in share price turned the value of Yahoo around. Kudos to her. This is a clear indicator that Yahoo! has a clear path to greater things in the future.
Hey ther Pebble!
Yes, it is always better to laugh than cry! But then some might interpret spontaneous laughter as a sign of madness!
Re: Not Yahoo. It's the pig thief unqualified CEO that I have been warning everyone about for over the past year. It is what it is and It's BAD!!!!!
--Okay, so you have been warning everyone for the last year about the CEO? Hmmmm! Okay so that would make you a relative newcomer to the Yahoo! Inc. message board. Sorry i don't know all you new posters as i don't keep up with who is who here anymore.
I just like to stop by now and then to keep current with the pulse of Yahoo!. Okay, let's see here, give me just a moment to check. Opps! Sorry for you loss.
FULLY TAXED ASIAN ASSET VALUE. WOW! i would have to glue my teeth in really good before i said that very fast. That is a mouthful.
But, for all practical purposes i would have to agree with your premise. However i have not been keeping up with Yahoo! I only noticed today that Yahoo was ringing the opening bell.
The share price is kinda sad. I have not even read Jackson's latest article, perhaps i will later today. I have not been keeping up with what is happening here on the boards. But, i still think Yahoo! is the greatest internet platform on the global web.
I did get somewhat of an overview of Jackson article from others. The "video space" of the internet is already crowded so i see little opportunity for Yahoo! to enter into that space producing anything resembling success.
I do see Yahoo! proceeding forward in "creep down" mode. But i hope it moves forward and upward.
bmachineny: re; idiots on this board who think this dog is going up do not realize that an epic crash is in motion. Even if it stayed flat, this dog with it's clueless pig thief CEO would go nowhere.
I find your post highly offensive and composed with blatant malice towards Yahoo management. However, all things considered, EXCELLENT POST!!!!
Reading a article at Business Insider. It states that Yahoo is doing the spin off. And that all of Yahoo! Incs shareholders will have a stake of the investment company. 384M shares of AG going into that entity. Value is set at $3.2B.
Hey there Pebble
I always tidy up after myself. My contributions here are not as they once were bad in the day when one could add a link to their info. No, i generally just read the posts of others. I have little to contribute worth reading at this point in time. Maybe in the future i might be able to add something of worth.
Last night to relax i watched two movies. The first was Margin Call. I had never seen it. Then i followed that movie with The Last Days of Lehman's. The bankers were trying to find a way to dump all there toxic assets. The decided to try to establish a new bank in which to dump all their toxic assets. The were going to name it SpinCo. I found that interesting.