Uncle already farted about these bullsheet.
QE will be phased out by Oct
Interest rates will be raised around middle of next year,, the Year of Sheet,,, I mean Sheep.
The market will be acting accordingly !!!
Wrong question to wrong guy
Uncle is a bad stock picker,,bad timer.
Only thing I am good at is " Nose picking"
Before that,,, Uncle was good at chicks picking.
I am not joking. The above words have profound meaning.
Traders have lost fortunes trying to pick the Right stocks.
Most(99%) of the funds actively managed by cherry picking fund managers do worse than index funds or elementary school kids. Most of the fund managers ain't no high school dropouts. So,, why do they perform worse than monkeys or elementary school kids ???
It is because nobody knows the right stock to pick. The Right stocks only exist in the future.
Warren Buffet ain't no different. He wasn't any better or worse than commoners at stock picking. But he knew the secret of "Buying Low and Dumping High"
That secret is the Greed/Fear. He bought when nobody was in the mood to buy and he dumped when everybody was popping chamPain.(don't forget he only bought the well managed companies at discounted prices due to Fear)
This principle works in fractal way. It works in 7-10 year boom/bust cycle as well as 1/2 year swing cycle and even daily cycle.
It ain't the stocks that go up and down. It is the people who move the stocks up and down.
Don't look at the surface of the lake(stock prices). Look for what goes on under the calm lake surface.
I know,, I know,, Uncle sounds empty worded with no meat. You are only interested in Picking the Right stocks.
But Uncle wants to know why everybody attempts to do the impossible act of picking Right stocks.
Sorry I can't be any help to you
And Uncle never play earning game.Playing earning game is like Russian Roullete game. If you win,, the other guy gets his brain blown and you win all and vice versa.
Looks like there will be some bad news tomorrow ??
Uncle hopes to buy as low as possible ,,maybe around $9 ???,,ha
World Cup is over and it is time to donate(??) some money to solar shrine with the money Uncle made from betting on World Cup.
Wish stock prediction is as easy as World Cup games. Uncle was shamanic accurate during World Cup but very bad at stock prediction ,,which is why Uncle usually don't try to predict stocks but instead try to gauge the directions only.
World Cup games are so easy to predict. Only the best Prepared teams win,, not the best teams and there are world of differences between best teams and best Prepared teams.
Fundamentals of teams(how well prepared they are) show up immediately accurately.
Fundamentals of stocks ain't the same. There are too many manipulations. It is like World Cup with every referee and player and coach and manager getting bribed(I ain't saying they are).
Uncle will buy 1/3 when opportunity arrives and keep buying at 1/3 increment regardless solar goes up or down
** Bull blood sweating will continue until middle of next year when the interest rate finally goes up.
It is not much(1-1.5%) but the current will be finally changed. Market will slow down from October.
In the meanwhile,, Uncle hopes stock market bubbles still higher. The bigger the bubble,, the bigger the implosion.
Oh ,, I forgot to say this.
I already told you danm Qinks made Windows and IBM computer illegal back in April in addition to many US tech companies(Google,Facebook,,etc) to fatten up domestic ITs and now you see Alibaba and Baidu,, etc
And now they made IkePhone6 illegal too in the name of security.
All these craps from Qinks is to protect Chinese domestic tech industry.
They are making phones that are as good as Samsung and Apple now with less than 1/2 the price.
So it is all about anti-Qinks in the US. Thrash anything that smells like Chinese.. you know.
That's the sentiment now.
Yo drink too much and yo get Hangover next morning.
With 6.8 trillion dollars(4.2 trillions held by the Fed for carps and 2.6 trillions bank reserves deposit at the Fed) locked up and wasted for bubbling useless stock market,,, sheet will happen with no available remedy.
All hell will break loose June 2015.
Don't say Uncle didn't tell you that.
BTW,, all the contenders you predicted dropped out(Dutch, Chile,,, etc,,,etc)
Uncle's predeekted Germany and Argentina would meet at the final and so they will,, Ha
With 95% accuracy,, they call me a Shaman,,Ha
Well ,, actually,, in the beginning Uncle said Germany and Brazil will meet at the final depending on the Neymar's thigh injury.
Turned out Neymar's thigh wasn't the problem. He missed by 2 cm from becoming wheelchair bound for the rest of his life. That Columbian guy clearly broke Neymar's back intentionally.
Usually the winner comes from the continent that hosts the World Cup but this time might be different.
Germany is cut above.
With two star players,, Neymar and Silva missing, Brazil was no match against powerful Germany.
Germany is playing Total Soccer originated in Dutch butt Dutch is slightly below German level.
Unless something happens to Messi ,, Dutch and Argentina match will be a tight one and Argentina will meet Germany at the final as Uncle predeekted after Neymar got thigh injury which turned out to be an fractured back from that idiot Columbian player who is on death roll by the Brazilian Mafia PCC.
I am making pretty good money betting on soccer games.
This ain't Gambling. This is a Game.
Looks like poor Uncle Chang is stuck with #$%$ Qink solars.,,Hehehehe
Few weeks ago,, I said US/China trade war will only get intensified.
Uncle is really mad at the Columbian player who fractured Neymar's back with flying knee kick from behind.
This kind of dirty play really don't make Sense at all.
FIFA should punish him by banning for life.
Neymar's soccer carrier could be over and he might even be wheelchair bound for the rest of his life.
Uncle prays he comes back stronger.
Algeria played a really good game. They poured everything they got.
Actually Germany lost twice against Algeria in the past in two games.
But that don't mean Algeria is a superior team.
Algeria had a reason to humiliate Germany.
Germany purposely lost game against Austria to eliminate Algeria while Germany and Austria advanced during 1982 World Cup.
Again,, it is not that Germany was weak against Algeria today.
Algeria fought like warriors today and that was the spirit Corea didn't have.
The reason I bet huge money against Corea is very simple.
You know I NEVER gamble.
Gambling is for the stupid people.
Betting for the World Cup isn't gambling at all
Unlike stock analysis ,, team analysis gives out clear answer.
Honduras ,,Corea,, Japan are three worst teams.
They were not ready .
Unqualified players in addition to no or stupid strategy from stupid managers and coaches ,, you already know the outcome even before the match starts.
As Uncle predeekted,, Corea lost all three games.
Mexico plays very well butt they will lose steam as the games go on. Mexico don't have lasting stamina.
Dutch has very strong chance butt not up to the level of Germany.
World level has gone up a notch while Corea has been stagnating.
Same old sheet like 20 years ago. No improvement.
So you bet for Dutch and French ??
Be careful. Uncle is possessed, Ha
Most likely ,, the winner will be from S American continent.
The moment a new king steps on the throne,,, all former deeds become his responsibility good or bad.
There is no room for the excuses and blaming and finger pointing
If the new king feels he is not up to it,, he should step down,, for as soon as he blames somebody else(rightfully or not),, he is no longer a king.
We are talking about the present state of US under present king.
He was given the job to repair the damage the former king had done.
In six years,, what he has done so far are
1) Assets are dangerously bubbled without the support of main street economy.
2) Middle class is thinning out.
3) Lost Iraq to Sunnis and Afghanistan to Taliban
4) More low class illegals are crossing the border due to loose border policy.
5) Alienates S Korea in favor of Japan who will stick knife against US someday by allowing them to amend their constitution.
6) Squeeze the wealthy people to give to the lazy dope smoking poors(socialism will ruin everybody). This is already happening. More and more wealthy people are abandoning US citizenship. The remaining ever decreasing middle class will have to feed more and more illegals and low class dope smokers which are increasing.
7) Crumbling moral by allowing irresponsible people to breach mortgage contract without any repercussion.
Uncle has dozen more.
Please mention one thing the new king has done right ??
US played really well against powerful Portugal butt tied the game maybe due to not enough God blessing.
And US will indeed need lots of God blessing to escape the disaster that is being brought on by the mindless endless printing money out of thin air.
You see,, artificially bubbling the assets is like athletes using Steroids.
Initial results are impressive but eventually end up with disasters such as heart attack and massive brain hemorrhaging.
Formula for the disaster is very simple.
Massive amount of money is fed into the market to bubble it.
Zero% interest forbids banks from lending to the public. Instead, banks pour the money into the market.
This benefits only the wealthy 1% while remaining 99% get poorer and poorer.
Slowly but surely ,this turns the whole nation into a Mexico.
Uncle must be possessed by the devil or some sheet.
Uncle said Corea will lose all Holy Three games.
Corea tied with Russia 1:1 butt that was a pure luck. Russia's world best goalkeeper made a really clumsy mistake. Without that mistake,, the score could've easily been 3:0
Corea lost against so-so team Algeria 3:0 ,,first 1/2
Second 1/2 was a little better but eventually lost 4:2
Next game against Belgium,, Uncle predicts Corea will lose 3:0 or better( worse )
A #$%$ team like Corea should have never set a foot on world class game such as World Cup.
Corean national team members are usually picked by the favoritism,,, not by the skill level,, due to the corruption of the Corean Football Federation. Unqualified players play full-time while many really good players either sit at the bench or can't even join the national team. You gotta be an a*rZZ kisser to join the national team.
Severe corruption can ph*ar*k up whole countries( US for an example ) as well as sports.
** 2014 World Cup is ,,by far ,,the best.
The level of the plays are better than any in the World Cup history.
** Germany and Brazil will have the final match.
Fed's desperate attempt to block the Inevitable.
How long can The Zero Interest go on ???
Buddha said "Everything Changes and even the seemingly infinite and boundless Universe will crumble down some day "
Let alone a New York stock exchange.
Uncle has never found a single case he was wrong !!!
The longer Fed and Obama drag on the zero interest to bubble the market and keep it bubbled,, the bigger the pain will be.
This is why Uncle has said again and again " I will short the market beginning early 2015"
** What a rubbish soccer team the Corean was. They were lucky to tie with Russia.
BTW,, how can Qinks with 1.7 billion people never beat Corean team ??
They love soccer way more than Corean. Corean likes baseball more than soccer. Soccer has been second rated sports in Corea. Nobody watches Corean soccer league. The soccer stadiums are usually empty.
Personally ,,Uncle thinks soccer is the most demanding sports than any other.
It requires more agility,strength, stamina,,strategy, patience than any other sports in the world.
You know ,,World Cup generates more revenues and viewers than Olympics ??
S Corea ???
Uncle Mickey bet S Corea will lose all Holy Three games.
Worst World Cup team ever in Corean history.
** As fart as Putin is cuntcerned,,, I already said he is the hero. The man won the war with least amount of blood. What more can you ask a man ???
**As fart as Odumma is cuntcerned,, ,well,,, what can I say. I simply lost my tongue. You don't give up 5 RollsRoyces for a beat up corolla.