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misterfastidious 83 posts  |  Last Activity: Jun 29, 2015 10:35 AM Member since: Mar 28, 2011
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  • misterfastidious misterfastidious Jun 29, 2015 10:35 AM Flag

    Oh no northstarz...I was at the beach...Me and my peeps were having a Friday night time barbecue, and I was just surfing the web at night on the beach. I was having so much fun. After I made that post I "got the babes" if you catch my drift......hehehehehe.........I just threw them out of my apt now so I can resume my recordguy2000 but pounding on this board where I use my 37 aliases............anyway let me check on the 4 losers and I will be back shortly...

  • So here we were all sitting on the beach drinking some ice cold tsing taos checking out the hot babes.....hehehehehe..............And I wanted to impress the wealthy asians. After all they wer enice enough to give me some new losers......I mean future winners..................I told them FRAK was an excellent pick in the energy sector. It is close to a new low here at $21.00 so it has no place to go but up. I out smarted them because they didnt know I paid $10 more for it.......hehehehehe......I am sure they will remember me and thank me for this fine pick should I run into them again at the next symposium I am invited to. I go all the time. I am on a very special list.

  • Reply to

    Is Mr masterbatious really Ron Sege?????

    by padmanphil Jun 23, 2015 8:00 PM
    misterfastidious misterfastidious Jun 24, 2015 10:15 AM Flag

    Phil: Yes I am very knowlegable. Cant you tell from the keen intellect I display on my posts? Even when I post as politically savvy, fox news watcher, brain dead sandiegodude..................Phil I am invited to many seminars. Just last week I had to cut down on my number of posts with my 37 aliases because I was at a make believe convention in Kuala Lampur. I was rubbing elbows with very wealthy investors of the Pacific rim who took me to the Zoot club. We sat in the VIP lounge.........I even have brand new picks I may share with this board whee I have no investment. Phil would you like my new picks? I promise they will fill your portfolio with frankencense myrth. I am already locked and loaded on these new nuggets...............talk to you in a few but first its time for volleyball on the beach

  • misterfastidious by misterfastidious Jun 23, 2015 11:41 AM Flag

    I didnt stay at the Mandarin Oriental. Stayed at the Impiania which is a fraction of the cost. But I was still able to use the amenities of both the Oriental and the 5 star Warnaken which is nearby. I was able to use the pool and all the restaurants and even the restaurants in the skyway near the Petronis. Didnt go to the Petronis this time. Last time I had a sumptious lunch their with pan asian investors who were pretty savvy if I say so myself. ..............btw if you ever come to KL make sure you check out the happy snapper bar. Some of the hottest babes on the planet are there....hehehehe..................Well anyway now its back to work with the 4 losing stocks and getting my recordguy2000 beating..............

  • Reply to

    Phil You really 87 years old?

    by northstarz2010 Jun 16, 2015 3:04 PM
    misterfastidious misterfastidious Jun 18, 2015 11:28 AM Flag

    Phil: Do you not like me personally? What did I ever do to you?..... Or is it my 37 aliases you have a beef with?.........So you wear a diaper. Interesting

  • misterfastidious misterfastidious Jun 17, 2015 10:10 AM Flag

    haha...no I didnt kill myself...I have been busy here in Thailand at a seminar. I get invited quite often. I am at the Amanpuri P----kett. We are learning some new global investment strategies. But I still have time to hob nob and rub elbows down at the beach with astute investors.............Upon my return I may share some of these juicy tidbits I am learning about. So yes I will have brand new picks for you that are much better than WTI, FRAK, UCO and Willawong. I am sorry if you lost money on those. I made enormous profits because I used DCA on all of them. Dont worry I will fill your portfolio full of glee. Thats what I do.

  • It all begins in just 90 minutes....My recordguy2000 spanking comes to an end for yet another week and I head down to imaginary beach. This weekend looks like a sparkler. There is a wet t shirt contest later followed by happy hour at the Green Parrot right there on the beach. Usually a bunch of hot college co-eds are there. I am buying the first round again as UCO has made me enormous profits as it continues to plummet. Tomorrow is volleyball, followed by paddle boarding into the gulf before the barbecue starts.........man I am just living the life....................when my spanking ends for the week I am a different guy. My peeps dont even suspect I am a doosh bag Monday thru Friday and that I get beat up...........................Anyway I will return Monday morning for more punishment here...............thats my real job

  • Wow.....my prayers have been answered. My man Rick Perry is running for President. What a glorious day. As you may re-call just for short years ago I was beating the drum for him and was a huge supporter. Finally we have a man that can re-store our country to greatness. Finally I will once again be proud to hold my head up high as an American.... You may not know this but Rick Perry is responsible for the economic turn around since the great recession 7 years ago. His policies in Texas were followed by the rest of the country. And he sure looked like a military man yesterday sweating in the plane hanger....lol....I guess he forgot their was no air conditioning in there and 100 degrees outside......Anyway I will be keeping you posted on all things Rick Perry and I will monitor #1 FOX news for any developing story......So say goodbye Odufus.....bye bye Killlary, Billary, Shirlary and Kelly.....bye bye Clinton crime foundation and bye bye slick Willy...................say hello President Perry !!!!

  • My UCO is now under $45........I bought my 5000 shares at $11.20................So you may say "hey doosh bag so why are you upset?"....................Well thats because they did a 5 to 1 reverse split so it is actually under $9.00 now..................So UCO did not make me proud. Maybe I never should have been so ka key about UCO....I never should have come across as a know it all little but wipe..........................But maybe tomorrow I will be proud of UCO.

  • Now stop talking about me to urban dictionary regarding doosh bag.......Please dont remind me of myself..... "an individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth compounded with a low level of overall comprehension of common sense. One who behaves ridiculously in front of others with absolutely no sense of just how more onic he appears"............................Ok so what. Anyone have a problem with who I am?

  • I have been reading part 5 of the Urban dictionars "doosh bag" meaning....."To everyone he is an annoying, arrogant little phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality he is just a tag along who mooches drinks, contacts, social standing and other benefits while contributing nothing"..............................listen I better not find out who has been talking to urban dictionary about me. The truth hurts and I am steamed

  • I have goose bumps....Something special is about occur today. I will share the news as soon as it is official. No sense trying to guess....But in the meanswhile here are my plans at home.

    12:00 use alias ronknowsall : That was #35 of my #37 I needed for my recordguy2000 spanking
    12:15 use alias mistermadufus: that was #31 I created when recordguy2000 beat me up.

    Stay tuned....This is gonna be a great day for me (excuding the 4 for 4 losers)

  • Finally some good news today..............Now I can add to my position using Dollar Cost Averaging.....Why not take advantage of the steep decline in a great company. Ive already made enormous profits now I can make more..............I firmly believe that Billagunk will return to the 73 cents it was 15 months ago...............Ok time to call my colleagues and contacts in Australia

  • Im going for it ELON...Today I would like to see if I can use all 37 aliases in one day as I am very agitated..........Recordguy2000 has thrown me a particularly good spanking today...............I guess you can tell...............Later I will check on the 4 for 4 losing stock positions..............

  • misterfastidious by misterfastidious Jun 3, 2015 2:14 PM Flag

    Part 2) "The doosh bag behaves inappropriately and is completely ignorant of just how "pathetic" he appears to others. He often talks about how cool, successful and popular he is, yet never does seem to catch on to the fact the he always comes a cross as a total loser"........................................now wait just a cotton pickin minute. Are any of you ELON bagholders describing me to the urban dictionary?...............Let me look at part 3

  • Part 1 ) "The term doosh bag generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior or outward presentation.....The common doosh bag thinks he is accepted by the people around him yet most of his peers dislike him. He has inflated sense of self worth, complicated by a lack of social grace and self awareness"..................................You know if I didnt know any better I swear they were talking about me.....let me read part 2

  • ok...this is how our lets pretend game works.....I say "I am posting from the beautiful Four Seasons hotel in Kuala Lampur and am acting very fastidious".......than I say "I am here because I got a special invitation to a seminar"......than i say "I am drinking beer with other savvy investors such as myself on the beach"......than I say "When I return I may throw you a new hot stock tip if you play your cards right with me"..................................than I wake up

  • I am very proud. This is what I do all day since that fateful day I decided to follow recordguy2000 to this message board..............I make aliases up as I get spanked..............please congratulate me on yet another milestone achievement as a doosh bag..................

  • misterfastidious by misterfastidious Jun 2, 2015 2:14 PM Flag

    Look Phil...I dont have tine to keep explaining this.....I misterfastidious is a character. I "portray" the same knumskull that thought it was a good idea to follow my friend recordguy2000 to this message board......that dufus is :cliveasdavis, sandiegodude, padnnanphil, savetheozonelayer, mrbeeks, caseydickenson, stopfinacial. eshlong, elonboardmod, alex4578 lib4life mistermadufus treehuggerforelon, wkbtinvestor, recordguy1999, sam barnes, jimmik, recordbuffon , feeling_chipner, elondoshbag, denied_by_idit_village, liberaleloninvestor , major_shareholder_but_snifa, lo ve2sniffas , recordguy_is_dickenson, imadstiloser, vulnerable_seniro_investor .....................plus 10 more..................Now make a copy of this and keep it in your draw

  • Get with the program...............its the same dufus with 35 other aliases that gets taught his lesson here by me........

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