Crocodile Dundee, will be showing him around. Ben (Wally alias) is excited about learning the differences between kangaroos and wallabies. Seeing how its 'Beer Day" in the US, Ben is too drunk on Fosters to chat today!
Wally your other alias is Ben Hurtax. Get in late to work this morning as an intern? The boiler room must be hot at Goldman. You have nothing to lose except an offer to get hired upstairs. How you doing today?
Two months ago I was put on ignore for mentioning the lack of fathers in the black community on this board. The police shootings of black youth would not stop, partially for this reason. It hasn't stopped. A black youth was shot Saturday in North Charleston, SC, when there was a struggle over the patrolman's Taser. The news cycle will come around again and we'll be at $30. One of my posts exclaimed 'Al Sharpton bound for LA demonstrations'. They equal dollars in Taser shareholders pocket.
Taser people are everywhere and everybody. Not just conservative Republican old white men that support Dole, McCain and Romney like yourself. Every party sells out to Lobbyist groups on K Street, so matters little (Machts Nicht).
Oh shorty, even Wally baled. Ben Hurtax, reported standing on a window ledge on the third floor of a cheap Hotel. GO UP A FLOOR BEN/WALLY! We don't want you with only two broken legs and still be able to type from your hospital cot.
I think the clock is ticking shorty. From the pathetic volume today and yesterday you'll get stuck in another losing short position. The cops haven't quit shooting youth. The next news cycle of cops and Axon cameras and your living in your Mom's basement. Tick ... Tock ...
Although I'm a northern liberal and have never voted Republican I think Rand Paul would be good for Taser. He has studied incarceration rates and Ferguson' demonstrations. He supports cameras on Law Enforcement as he recognizes they can't get away with wrong doing. He'll support Federal grants for Axon cameras as the current administration is doing, Good morning Wally/Ben.
This board has gone to bed and is controlled by Ben's rants and raves. You won Ben Hurtax, good luck with your shorting strategy. If you notice he keeps harping on Seattle, who didn't buy Axon cameras because they are worried about privacy issues. You won Ben I capitulate. See you in Australia at the Taser's new facility.
The police have promised to shoot less people and Taser more and your still short? Your sitting on a powder keg; shorty. So nervous they send Ben from his Goldman boiler room to spam this message board when anything intelligent is mentioned. Tick, tock you've got to cover before the next Press Release is released. Usually on Tuesday or Wednesday's. Good luck with your short investment. JCP looks ripe to short. You'll thank me later. NEWS! Ben Hurtax' middle name is Wally. Trending on Shekel board now.
Called Taser investor hotline and nominated Ben Hurtax for the job of VP of Asian sales, which is based in Brisbane, Australia. Asia could use Taser products and with Ben's master of the English language and Chutzpah, he's the man for the job. The lucky newly created position, within Tasers expanding overseas presence, will get a boomerang, piece from Amelia Earhart's plane, a slipper once belonging to Chairman Mao, and a salary based on sales. Due to the time difference Ben will be posting in the middle of the night, if selected. If he only had got his GED, he'd have a better chance.
Tick, tock... its time to cover Wally. Your short position is costing your nerves to boil. Ben Hurtax says we're at ?$&u by Friday. You know you trust Ben as he is NEW!
Wally didn't Mrs. Cleaver teach you that weekend is one word. Can't wait until Monday for the price spike.
Thank God for the generosity of Americans. Hope this is a trend. I know years ago it was with body armor and police agencies were raising cash with bake sales, ECT.
Keeping cameras and police rude behavior in the news. More money for Wally to lose on Monday. Sleep tight and don't worry about the title loan. Aarons calls three times before they'll pick up your stove, refrigerator and TV.
Move into an old school bus. It beats your Moms basement! You can attract friends to a bus!
I thought Ford Edsel's and Pinto's were the worst ever? Followed by Ben & Wally!