I can see 100% believing that about Bill, but me??
That's down right astonishing (from what I remember from my math class in college)
Bill and I are huge believers in rules and laws, if you didn't have these, how would you break them?
I've always maintained that a thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Bill likes to say 80% of the time we're cheaters, but we only lie about it 20% of the time.
When people ask why Chelsea doesn't look a thing like Bill, first deny it, then suggest they have their vision checked.
Crowd-source funding for your "offspring's" nose job she got from "someone" other than Bill
Ditto the first class hotel rooms, presidential suites, etc.
Try not to get caught using charitable donations for your private jets (ooops)
Go global -- travel covers your tracks (most of the time)
Let your bi-sexual tendencies "explore" (like me and my party girl friends)
Keep it "legal" --- Bill often drools over younger than 18 chikas and that's a no no
Try not to "dip you pen in the company inkwell" -- in other words, don't pork the hired help (like Bill)
How ya'all like us so far?
Looks darn right snazzy on our table in New Yark
I have to tell you it takes real hard work and determination to side step questions, but we've got it down to a science.
Learned it from my mom
I made quite a stink about it when people tried accusing us of stealing it -- how dare they.
I kinda like it