And I'm the only shareholder that I know of.
Looks like Goldman laid another egg in pursuit of Musky business;.
The incomplete cars must be selling like crazy.
How do order one?
Hello, Mr. Musk? How do I order one of them incomplete Teslas? Yup, I want one without the stupid artisan dumbo doors.
If it works for the Chinese, it should work for US too.
Oh, my! What would Musk say?
I don't want to pay 500 bucks per Viagra pill when I'm 70.
I deny everything.
No, I was not aware of then.
Blah, blah, no way. We would never do such a thing.
That would make Musk a "Pretty Dumb" genius, wouldn't it?
"My pantsuit got caught by the Falcon door which lifted me up and then Bill pressed the summon button, and out come Monica. Then Bill said 'whoops, wrong button' and pressed the park button which caused the car to suddenly accelerate from 0 to 60 mph in 2.8 seconds. And then it started to repeatedly hit the cars in front and back until the battery run out of power. That was worse than dodging sniper bullets in Sarajevo!"
No, thank you, I'm not asking about the executive compensation.
Are you saying Musk is a trannie?
Nobody else can understand both sides.
a bunch of colonists but he's unable to produce car doors that reliably close.
These days even an idiot can be a genius.
Good job, Mr President.
Musk stop reading children's books.