Man, this Global Warming sure works in mysterious ways.
Putin suffers from Napoleonic Complex, which is understandable given that he's only 169 centimeters tall. All he wants is to be considered important. And there are no independent biographies of Putin worth reading, just Russian propaganda #$%$.
I'll grant you that Michelle may look a little like a horse, maybe even a lot, but that was a horse that Putin was riding. And both Putin and the horse were naked.
I know it for a fact, it was on Fox News and Fox News never lies.
Mucho dupa as the Polacks say.
Having 'reserves' is not the same as having money.
How do you convert 'reserves' to money, stupid?