Isn't your mother still getting the last explosion out of her hair ?
Maybe it still has a few leftover gold plated toilet paper dispensers from when it owned AHP.
What about poor, unloved, orphan spinoff NRE ? Does the new larger company not want NRE anymore ?
Too many immigrant Muslims ? Considered just Euro-trash ? They seemed to like it when they spun off chunks to us.
A more modest $223 here, but if my math is close, my re-investing will have me match you, in only 21 years, roughly my remaining life expectancy. Sigh.