From an action figure to a stocking stuffer (coal) for bad little boys.
Ford is the drunk, crack smoking, fat blow hole in Toronto's mayoral office. The resulting idiot would create jobs for years for comedians.
Placenta as only McDonald's can do. Ground up to hide all aspects of identifity. Each patty guaranteed to contain flavor enhancers, salt, coloring agents, binding agents, growth hormones, antibiotics, vaccines all under FDA acceptable limits of cow poo( and farmer poo when you stop to think of it). And you will say, "Uooo, it's so yummy."
Canadian Tea Party, by self proclamation a crack smoker and now a licker of female genitals.
Your mayor is putting out jokes faster than the jokes called cars the Ford Motor Company puts out.
It's white and so consumers are seeing it's really processed fat. They fry it and pretty up the fat patty by slopping some tomato sauce with a sugar base on it. Okay, it's not pure processed fat. There are preservatives, salt, flavor enhancers, nitrates and literally (insert the deity of your choice) only knows in the way of residual growth hormones and vaccines.
Thanks Weldon and the ape he trained to replace him. The recalls are slowing, but still coming and now the multi-billion dollar settlements. The dividend will have cosmetic increases going forward as Weldon's crew ran it up faster than growth in earnings and cash flow to keep investors from showing them the door.
Sounds like a plan.
Alliant announced the dividend will be $2.04 in 2014, a nice 8.5% increase while Wolters could only eke out a miserly 3.1% increase for MGE. Works out to about a 3.9% dividend at a $52 Alliant stock price and cross town rival MGE is a miserly 3.0% dividend. Wolters should stop hanging around his buddy, Scott Walker, and spend his time growing the company like Alliant's Kampling.
WATERBURY — One man is dead and his roommate is facing charges after a weekend shooting that police found was quite funny.
Shawn French, 22, of 406 Mill St., was charged with first-degree manslaughter and first-degree reckless endangerment after the Sunday shooting, said Acting Deputy Chief Christopher Corbett.
His roommate and longtime friend, Dow Kling, was transported to St. Mary's Hospital, where he was pronounced dead despite a long gasser passing from his body.
About 2:15 p.m., the men used a .22-caliber Ruger to shoot blank rounds at each other at their Mill Street home, Corbett said. Somehow, live ammunition accidentally got mixed in with the blanks, he said.
When police talked to French, he lied about what had happened, at first saying Barney Fife came to their door, fired a shot and fled, Corbett said.
He then said Kling had shot himself, he said because he found out Sponge Bob was only a cartoon. The third time, he told police what they believe is the truth, that he shot his friend through the head, Corbett said.
He said French apparently lied because he was scared Kling's mommy would call his mommy.
French had a permit for the gun and has a lot of experience being stupid, Corbett said.
He posted bail and is scheduled to appear in Superior Court Nov. 20, according to judicial records.
Like French, Kling was 22 years old. He cleaned bathrooms at the Dew Drop Inn in Rocky Hill, according to his obituary. He was involved with AA and enjoyed spending time by himself with the Sears catalog.
Eight years of $h1tea Bush administration and eight years of monkey smell they're going to be painting the White House in layers of Clorox bleach. Hiliary is going to insist they get her husband's stain out of the Oval Office carpet before she moves in.
We need an Immigration Bill that allows even illegals to own colored people. Going back to the good ol' days there won't be any welfare, food stamps, run down projects, gangs, or drugs because the owners will keep them bunnies busy working.
Emulsifiers! Your body needs them. Okay, Ray Kroc, where's my $100 for posting something positive about McDee's slop?
STAMFORD -- Police are investigating what they believe to be an accidental shooting Friday evening when a man in the Cove shot off his right hand while dismantling a semiautomatic hand gun.
Lt. Diedrich Hohn said police were called to 12 Soundview Ave. on the report of a man shooting himself.
When police arrived, they found a 34-year-old man who had blown his right hand off.
Hohn said the man explained that he was dismantling his .40 caliber Smith & Wesson handgun when the gun went off. Hohn said the man said he did not realize that one bullet was in the chamber when he was taking the gun apart.
The slug was fired into the man's right palm and traveled under the skin, exiting through his pinky finger. The slug then went through a wall and lodged in a bedroom bureau, where it was recovered by police. No one else was injured during the incident, Hohn said.
The man was taken to Stamford Hospital, where he underwent the amputation.
Now he can't hold the Sears catalog in one hand and play with himself with the other.
Run like the yellow bellies they are. While Hollywood actors from Clark Gable to Lee Marvin were actually serving in combat, John Wayne and Ronald Reagan (Mr. 4F) were hiding under actress' skirts in Hollywood.
The NRA has a fund if you cannot afford a gun to commit a crime the NRA will purchase one for you.
Then you know the world is toast!