The economy, do-it-yourself kit to hold down taxes. Kit contents: one metal, folding chair from a thrift shop, hopefully on sale. An electrical cord welded to the chair. One heavy duty power outlet.. Straps. Plug of cotton for a rectum (we don't want anything making the chair dirty for the next guy, we have a heart too you know).
Another way of putting it, when does Palin, George W. and Quayle, the intellectual leaders of the Republicans have to time to think? More to the point, do they have the anatomical equipment to think?
Reagan, oh yeah, the guy that forgot to duck when Hinckley was shooting at him. Watch the next time you see it. Everyone else is hitting the ground and Reagan is standing there with a stupid look on his face until a secret service agent shoves President Alzheimer into the limo.
I say it's worth the price of a missile to comb through the body parts to find out say how many fillings Russians have.
30 are now unemployed and 217 students have no school in Brookfield. Welcome to Walker's World, folks, you don't need no stinkin' education to be governor you know.
All together now, "Scott Walker, where are the 249,998 jmore jobs you promised?" We'll give him credit for his two staffers he stuck on stuck on the taxpayers tab.
Gorsky has emptied every JNJ bank account and is taking the corporate jet, which he won't return, to the Seychelles as they don't have an extradition treaty with the US. On his way to the airport he also stopped at the White House and shot Obama's dog and took a whizzer in the tidal pool. Weldon's coming back to replace him.
God, I laugh at the Wall Street game players selling a stock following an upbeat quarterly.
On the heals of the post office closing its Rothchild center Roundy's is closing its Stevens Point's distribution center. Almost 200 are now jobless.
All together now in three part harmony, "Scott Walker where are the 250,000 jobs you promised?'
Walker hired his long time aid, Cindy Archer, to head the IT department of the Public Defender's program. She has no IT experience so Walker apparently couldn't find somebody with IT experience from the ranks of people fired by American Family, WPS and General Casualty after they eliminated their IT departments. Could be somebody at the UW or Madison College might know a thing or two about IT.
Anyway, she's making $113,459 from the state taxpayers.
All together now, "Scott Walker, that's one job, where are the 249,999 jobs you promised?"
Cool summer, expect revenue to drop as people aren't turning on their AC. I haven't even bothered putting my window unit in. To digress, this stock is way over priced, Alliant and Allete give a much better dividend and comparable metrics.
One web site instead of two. Kiss off redundant IT staff. Do you need two purchasing departments? Kiss off purchasing staff. Redundant accounting staff, expect cuts there. Fewer employees, fewer human resource people needed.
Deregulated financial systems- Savings & Loan Crisis, Bernie Madoff, Long-Term Capital Management, current financial crisis, Enron. AIG, Michael Millken, Bear Stearns
Military Projects-Star Wars (Ed Teller told Reagan it would be up and running in 5 years), Thousand Ship Navy (the 50 year old battleships Reagan dragged out are back in mothballs) 11 aircraft carriers going around in circles in the ocean (sitting ducks to missiles as the Brits found out in Falklands, hence the Brits have no carriers today) (remember the USS Iowa blew itself up), X-51, Oh, God how the list is endless.
Education-haven't opened a medical school between 1973 and 2009 (good be the cause of the 10,000 shortage in MDs and medical inflation), curriculum bent on standard exams not education
Tax breaks for the rich and corporate welfare causing middle class to loss wealth. first time in US history kids haven't reached the education level of their parents
Same old, same old. Another day of jobs going bye-bye on Scott Walker's watch.
All together now, "Scott Walker, where are the 250,000 jobs you promised?"
Even if the joke killed tens of thousands and cost hundreds of billions in taxpayer money.
There was a inch long slice of wood, like a chip you see in plywood, but smaller in the TP. Not noticing it I really scrapped the barnacles off. Believe me, your butt has a lot of sensitive nerves and mine don't feel very good. If you use Georgia-Pacific you have to look before you scrape.
Even George W. Bush can figure out the library will get the book back, but the library can't collect the fine. Death row inmates know this and don't return library books. Hence, contact your congressman to ban library books for death row inmates.
You have no jobs after June 24th! Too bad you aren't a buddy of Walker so he could have created a do nothing, high pay job for you like Jim Villa, his former chief of staff. Oh, yeah, UW students, you're paying about $3 each year to cover Villa's salary. Rest assured students for your money when somebody calls the UW media relations Villa's answering machine will handle it.
All together now, "Scott Walker, were are the 250,000 jobs you promised?"
The vid would go viral!
It wasn't funny trying to make it through prom night. I thought everyone around me could hear the gas working it's way though the liquid muck I was trying to hold in.