So, I am declaring a state of emergency. and the state is called "FAT" In the state of FAT we have cottage cheese lane, where cottage cheese legs are shown off in bathing suit contests. We also have "Miss hide the thong" that's right, contestants wear thongs and you have to try to guess what color they are sporting !
Brown doesnt count thats a default color.
But hay, if you win the "guess what color my thong is" then you get,,,, guess what?
that's right....a FAT city suarez at the local diner, featuring fresh biscuits and gravy on EVERYTHING just the way you dream about it !
The next jubilee is the ever popular idea stolen from the California Halfmoon bay pumpkin festival.........wait for it......
Guess my weight!
That's right, entrants will be viewed during the three day festivities, don't worry if you cant make up your mind they aren't going anywhere, come back tomorrow and guess the weight of these behemouths....the fork lift is on rent and the custom built dolly. Im guessing 999 lbs, sight unseen that's how I roll !!!
Im confident this years winner will come in past last years with a total gross weight well over 995lbs...
And we have a new division this years, its guess the total gross weight of an entire family !!!!
This is a win win for sure !
Im ready for a colon cleanse just thinking about it.
Well, its official. LONGs you guys need to keep accumulating. Here is why....I am from California and ive completed an extensive study on OBESITY...I switched careers and went into Directional Drilling for oil and gas. As I drove across the country searching for my first crack at DD, I could not help but notice how FAT people got the further away from California I got. I mean entire families, all generations of families...Ive seen enough of it, its incredible.
What I did notice is fast food places far out numbered good home cooking dinner houses. People east of California GORGE themselves on fast food, every where. It make me sick to even step inside of a fast food joint, because of all the fat people eating. its gross to see whole families, grand parents, parents, kids, grand kids all 50-100+ pounds over weight. Whats worse is the steak houses that offer up real good beef, like prime rib or rib eyes or porterhouses, they cut those steaks like its the persons last meal before the death chambers, I mean yikes, 20oz steaks and larger? Who needs to eat that much red meat?
Even the hot chicks are over weight, I think FAT is the norm, It really must be because there is just so much of it. All the hot chicks are fat and still try to squeeze into their jeans and their fat footed flip flops.
It got so bad I wouldn't step into any place to eat, Id go to the grocery store to buy raw vegis cause I felt I needed to purge myself, even though it wasn't me who was fat or gorging myself. Just a natural reaction to everything ive been seeing out in the mid west. Texas by far is the worst....I cant imagine that these people don't see it, or even care?
what about their kids?
I mean, come on. A crime is being committed here people, child abuse on a mass scale if there ever was such a thing.
yesterday was the worst day of my new career. I ate lunch in Utah, Mothers day....OMG...everybody was fat. I mean every stinking person out for mothers day break fast lunch and dinner, FAT !
I am amazed at his silence, usually he is talking up a storm with his expert analysis.
We should see them both in drag at times square selling hot dogs to each other.
bottom line is return on investment, investors will get more bang for their buck by taking HLF private, removing exposure from short selling wallstreet A holes like Ackman and bringing back what "investing" is all about.
many companies should be taken private, because wallstreet is not known for logical supply demand forces, but more so hidden agendas.
Carl and other smart managers will do great when they announce the final package next month.
lol, man this is the kind of guy that DESERVES TO GET SPANKED
Im hearing Carl Ichan is on board.
I love it when a paid basher like dimon boy gets his "bosses head" handed to him.
oH BOY, I live for days like today, how many times has Dimon boy gloated and taunted us?
wheres Gordon Johnson?
That Demon from hell really had his chance many chances "off with your head"