and now the scotus has more dikes on it than holland
i checked his tags and his name was toto.
he licked my face and then started humping my leg
that was very uncivil of him, imo
...tried to convince the commissioner that michelle's lobster spending was a medically necessary deduction
i removed 'dot' and entered 'spam'
worked like a charm
you have to adjust for standard temperature and pressure at sea level
the pounding it's taking
tell her your computer was hacked and you didn't make the trades
and that you're really really ticked off
worn between the thighs, it's activated by squeezing together your budt cheeks
hey tim, i got a million of'em, a million i tell you
i used a page to wipe with and got a paper cut on my orb sack
i cleansed it with the urine of a suckling pig, according to an imam i consulted, and wrapped it in cheesecloth
i'm applying for disability
why does he insist that others have a different set of rules
i pay 35% on my apple dividend
'you can count on us'
without a seatbelt
i pooped my skivvies
they spin countercockwise
only if she changed her hair back to blonde
with your talliwhacker, imo
my wife had the mensa and then she had the menopause
background checks
that should help, imo