OK. I checked it out. Patriots Day is an official holiday in Mass, Wisc, Maine and Camden. So, since we monitor dissent in all states and our contract calls for us to observe "traditional Holidays" then we have today off. However since we are paid double time for holiday work I will stay on the job. And if any one asks about you, I will say you are in the men's room or in a meeting.
But you do need to update your voice mail message.
I've been very nice and have politely asked you to be quiet. But no, You had to shoot off your big mouth. And see what happens? The stock tanks.
I was planning on working from home today, but things are so bad they flew a chopper to my place in the Island and I was rushed back to the office. I'm doing what I can but I'm afraid the tide has turned against us for the day.
Please take this as a lesson learned and just SHUT UP!
I am a TRV HR Lawyer Goon. Correction. I am a WELL PAID TRV HR Lawyer Goon. I stifle dissent whenever and wherever I find it. I and I alone (along with Malum's superb contributions) drive the stock to continuous heights.
Now that you know you may remain silent and in awe.
Get your facts correct or shut up. We do NOT work for a reputation management vendor. We are highly paid TRV HR lawyer goons. And we are worth every penny we are paid or are reimbursed. And yes we are on duty 24/7 to save TRV from the likes of you.