Don't forget to thank the actuaries who somehow have conjured up 3.6% points of prior year reserve releases thus keeping Alan on the job and not back in the kitchen making sandwiches. And does mean we are not moving to Camden and I won't get my condo penthouse suite?
I talked to "The Big Guy" this morning. If we do end up in Camden I'll get a penthouse suite in one of the condo towers to use when I am in town plus a town car on standby to take me where ever I want to go.
I put in a good word for the Actuaries and he agreed to get them bus passes and discount coupons for the Starbucks that will be on the main floor of the office complex.
During my tutoring session with those interns I must have od'd on something because I had an erection that lasted for more than 4 hours and had to be hospitalized. Fortunately there was a night nurse who knew just what to do....if you know what I mean.
And as for you my young son, shame on you for talking about your mother that way. We both know she was at our villa in Gigondas. And just who was that female at our house who had all the visitors? I'm probably going to have to get the house deloused if Sayuthink was there.
My old Pappy used to say "Actuaries giveth and actuaries taketh away", which is why my profit sharing plan is based on my own LDF's and not dependent on the whim of the math whizes who burn incense, eat donuts and then pin the tail on their "best marginal guess" (BMG) they come up with as they endure blazing headaches from imbibing too much cheap wine and greasy treats after taking incomprehensible exams that, in theory, demonstrate their expertise at manipulating numbers and changing fact in to fiction.