Actually both of our posts are fiction. Do a fact check on yours. They (like all past presidents) are entitled to a 1100 per month payment for rent. They declined payment.
And BTW, I thought you went away.
But I have a complaint about TRV’s stingy HR VP.
You may have observed some deviant behavior by my kid of late. I’m sure he picked this up from the rabble at the local high school. So I pulled him from school and have hired a tutor to home school him. The tutor will live in our guest house. TRV will pick up the tab for the tutor as my contract calls for TVR to pay for “reasonable expenses related to home office and employment”. Since I am forced to live where I do, TRV pays for the tutor because the local schools are less than acceptable as evidenced by my kid’s behavior.
All is fine so far. But my complaint is that the TRV HR VP is balking at paying me for the fair rental value (FRV) of the guest house where the tutor lives. My belief is that were it not for the tutor, I could rent the guest house for a tidy sum and thus I should reimbursed for the loss.. Don’t you agree that TRV is unreasonably cheap in this case? I blame Freddie as well as the VP.
During my tutoring session with those interns I must have od'd on something because I had an erection that lasted for more than 4 hours and had to be hospitalized. Fortunately there was a night nurse who knew just what to do....if you know what I mean.
And as for you my young son, shame on you for talking about your mother that way. We both know she was at our villa in Gigondas. And just who was that female at our house who had all the visitors? I'm probably going to have to get the house deloused if Sayuthink was there.
Don't forget to thank the actuaries who somehow have conjured up 3.6% points of prior year reserve releases thus keeping Alan on the job and not back in the kitchen making sandwiches. And does mean we are not moving to Camden and I won't get my condo penthouse suite?
My old Pappy used to say "Actuaries giveth and actuaries taketh away", which is why my profit sharing plan is based on my own LDF's and not dependent on the whim of the math whizes who burn incense, eat donuts and then pin the tail on their "best marginal guess" (BMG) they come up with as they endure blazing headaches from imbibing too much cheap wine and greasy treats after taking incomprehensible exams that, in theory, demonstrate their expertise at manipulating numbers and changing fact in to fiction.
I talked to "The Big Guy" this morning. If we do end up in Camden I'll get a penthouse suite in one of the condo towers to use when I am in town plus a town car on standby to take me where ever I want to go.
I put in a good word for the Actuaries and he agreed to get them bus passes and discount coupons for the Starbucks that will be on the main floor of the office complex.